Weekly Chat #11 Ch 10 – 11 Living Dead in Dallas (Book Complete)

Misty (ssbookclub): hey Beth

Beth (lilabitblf): greetings fearless leader!

Alisha_es: Hi there

Misty (ssbookclub): hey Alisha

Beth (lilabitblf): Hi Alisha… did you start watching LOTR yet?

Jenny_Ap: Hello, Hello!

Alisha_es: heh. I’m hoping it wasn’t a mistake to read some fanfic over the last couple hours. Must keep everything separate!!

Beth (lilabitblf): hey jenny πŸ™‚

Dianne (DiannesDishes) from x.x.x.49 joined the chat 2 hours ago

Alisha_es: ugh. No. I had to run to the book store to finish reading our chapters. I don’t own all the books yet. LotR may have to wait until tomorrow.

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Hey everyone!

Jenny_Ap: Hi Dianne

Beth (lilabitblf): lol

Beth (lilabitblf): Hi Dianne! long time no chat πŸ™‚

Alisha_es: and then after I home from the store, I got sidetracked. Now I wish I would have remembered! lol

joie from x.x.x.175 joined the chat 2 hours ago

Dianne (DiannesDishes): I know. Things have been a bit crazy lately on this end!

joie: *dancing and singing* I wanna sex you up

Nicole (TBF) from x.x.x.11 joined the chat 2 hours ago

Nicole (TBF): Hello Everyone πŸ™‚

Beth (lilabitblf): Hi Nicole


Jenny_Ap: Hey Nicole

joie: *smoochies* hi!

Alisha_es: Hi Nicole

Jenny_Ap: Hiya Joie

joie: *jumps on sofa

nypinta from x.x.x.83 joined the chat 2 hours ago

Eric of Area 5 from x.x.x.107 joined the chat 2 hours ago

joie: *hugs* jen

Nicole (TBF): Hello loves. =)

Eric of Area 5: Is this color appropriate for the evening? *sly smile*

joie: *still dancing* oops sorru

Jenny_Ap: LOL Eric!

Alisha_es: lol! Good evening Eric.

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Very appropriate! ;oP

Carla (crazygem85) from x.x.x.168 joined the chat 2 hours ago

joie: *pink* is always appropriate!

Nicole (TBF): hehe..ERIC. very good!

Carla (crazygem85): Hello loves!!

Jenny_Ap: Hi Carla!

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Hey carla!

joie: *stretches out on couch* I promise I’ll make room in a minute

joie: *waves* to carla

Carla (crazygem85): Eric, loving the pink!!

Misty (ssbookclub): Good evening all

Nicole (TBF): *waves*

Carla (crazygem85): hi ladies!!

Jenny_Ap: Hiya Misty!

Eric of Area 5: A shame they don’t have the option of pink and aqua

Misty (ssbookclub): @Sookiebontemps wil not be able to join us after all tonight

Eric of Area 5: But as long as my wenches are happy *wink*

Misty (ssbookclub): and I have not heard from @ericnorthman

Amy (JustAimer) from x.x.x.102 joined the chat 2 hours ago

joie: I hear Aerosmith playing “pink” in the background!

Nicole (TBF): I believe we are always happy when eric is around.

Carla (crazygem85): we’ve got Eric of Area 5. so its all good!

Misty (ssbookclub): So for announcements this week

Eric of Area 5: *smiles at Carla*

Misty (ssbookclub): Please DM or email me or @cinjudes your gift if you are gifting someone

thecelsa from x.x.x.183 joined the chat 2 hours ago

Misty (ssbookclub): gifts need to be shipped soon so they will arrive in time

Misty (ssbookclub): and now we will begin

Beth (lilabitblf): yes they do!!!

Kris (krisrivera) from x.x.x.150 joined the chat 2 hours ago

Eric of Area 5: *gets comfortable on the couch*

Kris (krisrivera): what’s up y’all

Misty (ssbookclub): We start the chapter with Sookie waiting for Bill to call her back

Nicole (TBF) from x.x.x.11 joined the chat 2 hours ago

joie: *moves over*

Jenny_Ap: Hey Kris!

Kris (krisrivera): hellooooo Sheriff

Carla (crazygem85) from x.x.x.168 joined the chat 2 hours ago

Nicole (TBF): hey Kris!

Kris (krisrivera): hey jenny!

Misty (ssbookclub): she left him a guarded message at the hotel in dallas

Carla (crazygem85): Hey Kris!

Misty (ssbookclub): regarding the orgy

Kris (krisrivera): Double Oh One

Kris (krisrivera): !!!

jamie from x.x.x.168 joined the chat 2 hours ago

Beth (lilabitblf): gotta love vague messages.. tend to get even vaguer ones back

joie: *singing* pink is the new kind of lingo

Misty (ssbookclub): she also called Eric and asked him to escort her

Eric of Area 5: ah yes, the orgy

Nicole (TBF): WOO.

Eric of Area 5: Who better to call?

Carla (crazygem85): Eric would have been my pick for escort too

Kris (krisrivera): no one better

Beth (lilabitblf): he was slightly surprised to get teh call

joie: definitely

Nicole (TBF): agreed.

Misty (ssbookclub): and to pretend to be gay

Kris (krisrivera): HILARIOUS

Misty (ssbookclub): so when Bill does call Sookie is at work

jamie: awesome!

Misty (ssbookclub): she gets is message

Nicole (TBF): lmao

Dianne (DiannesDishes): So funny that conversation

Kris (krisrivera): messge was hot

Misty (ssbookclub): and he suggests she take Sam ot Jason with her

Eric of Area 5: I am a giver when it comes to getting in Sookie’s good graces *wink*

Kris (krisrivera): the last part

Alisha_es: I don’t know that either of them woudl have been a good choice.

Beth (lilabitblf): why jason?

Carla (crazygem85): I would never ever take my brother to an orgy. NEVER

Alisha_es: It would have been CREEPY to go with her brother…

Misty (ssbookclub): why would you take your brother to an orgy?

Alisha_es: exactly Carla

Beth (lilabitblf): NOOOO

joie: omg I don’t have a brother, but gawd no!

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Very creepy

Kris (krisrivera): pass

Nicole (TBF): that would be creepy, yo.

Beth (lilabitblf): it just baffles the mind.. except that the messages they wexchanged were very vauge he missed that she was talking about the orgy

Alisha_es: And I don’t think Sam would have been able to handle it

Carla (crazygem85): I can even begin to imagine how to go about asking my brother. Too weird. Major ick factor

joie: *giggles* Sam is but a wee man

Pam_Ravenscroft from x.x.x.76 joined the chat 2 hours ago

Kris (krisrivera): oooooh

joie: brother, still makes me *shudder*

Nicole (TBF): oooooooooohhh

Eric of Area 5: There’s my child *winks at Pam*

Pam_Ravenscroft: Hello everyone, my apologies for being late.

Misty (ssbookclub): so the rest of Bills message shows his concern for her going

Carla (crazygem85): good evening Pam!

Alisha_es: Pam! Good evening!

joie: *smoochies* to Pam

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Hello Pam

jamie: hi pam!

Jenny_Ap: Hey Pam

thecelsa: Hi Pam!

Misty (ssbookclub): and he ends with the reference to how wonderful Friday night was

Nicole (TBF): PAM.

Kris (krisrivera): Hello Pam!

Carla (crazygem85) from x.x.x.168 joined the chat 2 hours ago

jamie: hey celsa! I miss youuuuuu!

Kris (krisrivera): you are NEVER late….always right on time….

Alisha_es: And Eric comes in!!

Carla (crazygem85): Eric always has perfect timing

Beth (lilabitblf): that he does… and she is lost on thought about friday night

jamie: wahooooooooooooooooooooooooo

thecelsa: Hi there! I miss youuuuu too! How ironic that of all the places we meet up, a chat room would be it? BTW, purple suits you. πŸ™‚

Nicole (TBF): of course because its ERIC. =)

Pam_Ravenscroft: I could not miss tonight *smirks*

Kris (krisrivera): damn near gives Sookie a heart attack

Eric of Area 5: I do so love doing that to her

joie: *giggleS*

Beth (lilabitblf): yeah… her reaction was priceless..

Dianne (DiannesDishes): I loved how she got right up in Eric’s face.

Misty (ssbookclub): her fists are balled LOL

jamie: could damn near give anyone a heart attack

joie: amen sista!

thecelsa: You always seem to have a way of catching Sookie when she’s off guard.

Alisha_es: I love that he said he called out to her and she didn’t believe him. Good try Eric.

jamie: eric is the king of entrances and exits

Beth (lilabitblf): I do too Dianne

joie: she shoud have just ran her hands down his chest

Beth (lilabitblf): t is proving she is becoming more accustumed to him

Carla (crazygem85): agreed joie πŸ˜‰

Misty (ssbookclub): so after Eric makes his grand entrance

Misty (ssbookclub): they go over what she should wear

joie: can we open a window? I’m getting hot!

Dianne (DiannesDishes): *hands joie a fan*

Alisha_es: And I love that he tried to go through her drawers!

jamie: mine are already open….

Eric of Area 5: *has my trench coat on*

Kris (krisrivera): or what she should not wear

joie: thanks diane

Carla (crazygem85): joie, i just have a stream of cold water pouring over me. had to be prepared πŸ™‚

Dianne (DiannesDishes): No problem

thecelsa: I think joie is starting to hyperventilate, lol.

Beth (lilabitblf): AHEM

joie: not a bad idea carla

joie: omg me and pink you know it

jamie: that may be too warm for you eric… I vote you get naked immediately

jamie: sorry, was that out loud?

joie: lol jamie

Nicole (TBF): ive got a bag ready for my hyperventalation

joie: omg i dont have anything to blow in!

Misty (ssbookclub): she decides on some Daisy Dukes, blue bra and a tank top

Eric of Area 5: This spandex is quite close to me being naked

thecelsa: Ha ha, it seems like we need to have EMS on standby.

Beth (lilabitblf): Ok ppl… lets try to stay focused here

Misty (ssbookclub): and then Eric reveals his outfit

Carla (crazygem85) from x.x.x.168 joined the chat 115 minutes ago

joie: commando!

joie: focused! I am focused!

Pam_Ravenscroft: *wishing I could of dressed Sookie for that party*

Kris (krisrivera): PINK SPANDEX

Misty (ssbookclub): I had a hard time picturing it in my head

Alisha_es: When I first read about his outfit, I started laughing……

jamie: nope eric … not good enough…

Carla (crazygem85): and his outfit reveals a whole hell of a lot πŸ™‚

Nicole (TBF): lol joie. PINK PINK PINK.

Alisha_es: me too Misty

Beth (lilabitblf): I agree Alisha

jamie: we blonde southerners are stubborn

joie: lol nicole, you tease!

jamie: you know this!

Eric of Area 5: *tosses the coat on the couch*

Beth (lilabitblf): i did have a hard time picturing but i didnt

EricNorthman from x.x.x.236 left this message 114 minutes ago:

Good evening, my pets.

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Nice!

joie: *raises hand* blonde southerner

jamie: wooohooooooooooo

Nicole (TBF): AHH. ERIC!! =) woo.

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Good evening.

Carla (crazygem85): Good evening Eric!!

jamie: are you stubborn too joie?

Eric of Area 5: *laughing*

joie: *swoons* another eric,

EricNorthman AH, I see that I have a doppelganger here. πŸ˜‰

Eric of Area 5: now they will really hyperventilate

Carla (crazygem85): 2 erics, my all time fantasy!!

joie: hell hes

joie: yes

Dianne (DiannesDishes): More to go around! ;oP

Kris (krisrivera): my mind is totally blown right now

Alisha_es: LOL. Good evening Eric

Nicole (TBF): 2 erics..*gets bag ready*

thecelsa: Christmas came early this year, lol.

Misty (ssbookclub): Eric click on join chat at the bottom

joie: oh dear gawd, sitting on the coucn next to pink spandex is more than one could take

EricNorthman from x.x.x.236 joined the chat 113 minutes ago

jamie: cel! one for you one for me!

joie: toss a bag!

Maria (sumerbreez) from x.x.x.157 joined the chat 113 minutes ago

Misty (ssbookclub): Eric we just got to the part of the chapter where you reveal your orgy outfit

thecelsa: Sharing is caring….I’ll take the one on the left, lol. πŸ™‚

Kris (krisrivera): it is going to take us like 5 hours to get through these 2 chapters….

joie: lol lol lol

Pam_Ravenscroft: *rolling my eyes at swooning of TWO Eric’s in the room*

jamie: i’m ok with that

joie: *giggles*

Carla (crazygem85): so true Kris, lol!

Eric of Area 5: and it was revealed in here as well

Kris (krisrivera): lmao this is priceless!!

Nicole (TBF): christmas came early

joie: i have sweat running down my cleavage

thecelsa: It’s like a buffet of Erics, lol.

Misty (ssbookclub): ok so Sookie is amazed at Erics outfit

Beth (lilabitblf): everyone take a deep breathe…

Alisha_es: lol. You guys are great.

Carla (crazygem85): lol @ Pam

jamie: who isnt!

Misty (ssbookclub): and can only say WOW

Eric of Area 5: I can help with that joie

Kris (krisrivera): “Thats some outfit”

joie: why thanks sheriff *opens blouse*

jamie: go joie! lucky!

EricNorthman: It appears I have representation here already, so I’ll leave you ladies to it. *grins*

Nicole (TBF): ahh joie! you lucky!

Eric of Area 5: No need to leave

Carla (crazygem85): can i just say that I love the confidence he has baring it all in that outfit.

joie: omg it takes quite a man to pull off pink

Beth (lilabitblf): thank you Carla

thecelsa: That’s not confidence…that’s just Eric 24/7

Nicole (TBF): fo sho.

Carla (crazygem85): true, but i still love it!!

Maria (sumerbreez) from x.x.x.157 joined the chat 110 minutes ago

Eric of Area 5: *licking the sweat from joie*

Dianne (DiannesDishes): that is part of his charm

thecelsa: Oh yes, as you’re reading the chapter, you’re almost jealous of the spandex, lol.

jamie: I wouldve loved to be the sales associate to sell the pink spandex to eric

Nicole (TBF): ahh. *faints* joie!

Dianne (DiannesDishes): and then some

Beth (lilabitblf): he has a joy for his … life?… not the right term… but close enough

Maria (sumerbreez): Hey kids!

Carla (crazygem85): Hey Maria!!

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Hi maria

Beth (lilabitblf): People!!!!! BOOK!!!!!

Misty (ssbookclub): so while Sookie is getting ready

Misty (ssbookclub): Eric picks out some perfume for her

Nicole (TBF): *focus focus focus*

TrueFanatic from x.x.x.220 joined the chat 108 minutes ago

Carla (crazygem85): obsession, haha!!

joie: *pinkage overflowage*

Eric of Area 5: Must be all this talk about orgies *sits back down on the couch and tries to behave*

joie: ooohhh that’s nice

Alisha_es: Which I thought was sweet of him

Maria (sumerbreez): *sitting down*

jamie: gosh that is so freakin hawt!

TrueFanatic: Hi everyone.

Beth (lilabitblf): Irony at its best… Obsession

Misty (ssbookclub): And then Sookie notices they have the same hair color

thecelsa: Hi there. πŸ™‚

Dianne (DiannesDishes): And then he’s surprised when she catches the bottle so easily

Misty (ssbookclub): Eric responds wth Yes it is girlfriend

Beth (lilabitblf): i know Dianne… that was a revealing part too

Carla (crazygem85): and he wants to know if shes a natural blonde, lol! nice line Eric

joie: OMG such a girlfriend moment, I loved it!

Alisha_es: I laughed so hard at that line!

TrueFanatic: All the way down

Nicole (TBF): great line.

Kris (krisrivera): “But are you blonde all the way doan?”

Pam_Ravenscroft: *bringing out my whip to keep the humans in line*

Eric of Area 5: *raising a brow* I was curious

Kris (krisrivera): *down

jamie: eric, dont behave, it doesnt suit you as well… πŸ˜‰

Beth (lilabitblf): me to Alisha…

Carla (crazygem85): *turns head* do i see a whip?

Kris (krisrivera): pam’s about to regulate

thecelsa: I love Eric. He brings so much comic relief, while at the same time, offering sooooo much sexual tension.

Beth (lilabitblf): thank you Pam.. i dont think the water spray bottle will work tonight

Misty (ssbookclub): and Eric even checks her armpits

jamie: ooo pam, promise?

TrueFanatic: We women who shave…LOL

Alisha_es: His line about shaving body hair was great! Showed his age…

jamie: cel! your all about that dynamic tension

Beth (lilabitblf): which leads to … why do women feel the need to shave?

joie: she could have said she didn’t have carpet

Kris (krisrivera): why indeed?

Eric of Area 5: age and where I am from my dear Alisha

thecelsa: I’m obsessed with the idea of dynamic tension.

Nicole (TBF): yes why is that? lol

TrueFanatic: Women don’t shave in Sweeden???

Pam_Ravenscroft: I personally have no problem with those who shave *grins*

Alisha_es: 1000 years ago…

thecelsa: It speaks volumes of how incredibly nerdy I am.

Dianne (DiannesDishes): I think it was just from that era

Beth (lilabitblf): she could have Joie… but she is not that experienced with this type of conversation

Carla (crazygem85): good to know Pam *grins*

Eric of Area 5: a woman’s scent is part of her…charm

jamie: additional warmth?

Kris (krisrivera): GBOT

Misty (ssbookclub): Then he asks why she is doing this in the first place

Amanda (MCC) from x.x.x.39 joined the chat 7 minutes ago

TrueFanatic: *thows out my summers eve for Eric*

Alisha_es: He was suspicious!

Kris (krisrivera): SWEET CHEEKS!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!

joie: *giggles* cotton candy

jamie: oh wow true! thats dedication

Carla (crazygem85): Amanda, you made it!!!

Misty (ssbookclub): and when he finds out it is for a Bellfluer he brings up Bills hatred

joie: *smoochies* amanda

Amanda (MCC): Hello all, sorry I’m late

jamie: ruins it by bringing up bill… rar

Misty (ssbookclub): I guess he did not know about Bill & Portia

Nicole (TBF): arg.

Beth (lilabitblf): no.. he doesnt… Bill was not in a sharing kind of mood

Nicole (TBF): Bill is never in the sharing kind of mood

Misty (ssbookclub): so they start to leave

Misty (ssbookclub): and Sookie stops Eric to make sure he will protect her

Beth (lilabitblf): i feel bad for Sook and the memories this drudges up for her

Alisha_es: Good idea Sookie…

Misty (ssbookclub): and she thinks back to her child hood and Gabe

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Me too Beth

Carla (crazygem85): She is super nervous. Poor Sookie

Eric of Area 5: I still think she wanted the excuse to make out with me

Misty (ssbookclub): I did too Beth

joie: who wouldn’t

Carla (crazygem85): lol @ Eric

Kris (krisrivera): and he tells her she is crazy for trusting him

Nicole (TBF): poor sook. i bet eric. πŸ˜‰ who wouldnt!

Alisha_es: Eric handles it very well though.

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Who wouldn’t want to make out with you Eric?

TrueFanatic: I would too.

Beth (lilabitblf): I am not sure of her feelings Eric.. but she sure does trust you

jamie: who would need an excuse?

Misty (ssbookclub): Eric is surprised that she does trust him

Dianne (DiannesDishes): That part amused me

TrueFanatic: That’s just crazy

joie: she’s all girlie goo over Eric even though she doesn’t know it

Eric of Area 5: It is not normal for a human to trust me

Alisha_es: True Eric. You can be very scary…

Beth (lilabitblf): but then Wehn does Sookie follow the normal Human traits?

TrueFanatic: Tru Joie, I think you’re right

Eric of Area 5: also, not normally wise for them to do so either

joie: Scary is part of the sex appeal

Nicole (TBF): of course..who wouldnt go gah gah over eric.

jamie: but it shows the beginning of the diconomy we see within Eric in the later books

Alisha_es: of course joie!

Beth (lilabitblf): yup Joie

Carla (crazygem85): yes it is Joie

Pam_Ravenscroft: It is not normal for a human to trust Vampire’s in general…

thecelsa: That marks the true beginning of their relationship…

Beth (lilabitblf): gp jamie

joie: *blows hair out of face*

joie: is it hotter?

Misty (ssbookclub): so on the way to the orgy Sook thinks of relexing things

Misty (ssbookclub): JAson with the same girl

jamie: no different then trusting anyone, we’re all capable of good and evil, of love and of pain

joie: ooohhh jamie

Beth (lilabitblf): yes… relaxing in a CORVETTE πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): her respect for Portia for doing this do save Andy

jamie: vamps are no different

Misty (ssbookclub): the nice ride

Carla (crazygem85): sorry, would not be thinking of my bro sitting next to eric

Kris (krisrivera): the nice check from Eric…

joie: *sings* pain without love

Beth (lilabitblf): Jason with the same girl is a red letter day

Nicole (TBF): lol joie.

Misty (ssbookclub): Yeah i would be thinking of the big check!!

jamie: true beth

Eric of Area 5: would you Misty?

joie: who’d be thinking about a check with Eric in the room?

jamie: i would be thinking of something big

TrueFanatic: I would just be happy to be with Eric.

Beth (lilabitblf): well joie.. since he is the one who needs to sign the check…

jamie: not a check though

Misty (ssbookclub): yes I would Eric. I love money!! Since I have so little of it

Carla (crazygem85): yeah, my mind would def be in the gutter. but what else is new?

Dianne (DiannesDishes): lol

Amanda (MCC): Depends how big said check is *cough*

Beth (lilabitblf): money helps keep Human part of life running smoothly…

Nicole (TBF): sure..a BIG..um..check..right..

joie: oh the power behind that beth! The man that signs the checks!

TrueFanatic: πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): so they get to the party

joie: oh hell face it, we’d all do it for sex, I could shake sookie

Misty (ssbookclub): and Eric gets her out of the car

thecelsa: Well, I think that the use of money is a way of humanizing vampires in a sense. After all, money makes the world go round for humans.

Misty (ssbookclub): and then kisses her

jamie: oh lawd!

Misty (ssbookclub): because people are watching

joie: *starry eyed*

Beth (lilabitblf): this party is completly distastefull for her

jamie: lucky !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric of Area 5: *remembering the kiss*

Carla (crazygem85): again, good line Eric

Nicole (TBF): Lucky!!

joie: hell I’d be on him like white on rice

Kris (krisrivera): and he’s happy to see her

Nicole (TBF): Eric always has great line.

joie: yes, eric has perfect timing with his lines *giggles*

jamie: eric has a great everything

Carla (crazygem85): He knows what to say to get what he wants

TrueFanatic: That’s why we love him

Eric of Area 5: whatever necessary

Misty (ssbookclub): so they go into the party

Beth (lilabitblf): yes.. people are watchint… esp someone fromt eh woods

thecelsa: He has a thousand years’ experience in getting his way.

Misty (ssbookclub): And there a nekkid people everywhere

Alisha_es: I am so surprised (and happy) that Sookie trusts Eric enough to bring him there. She was so uncomfortable.

Kris (krisrivera): grossss

TrueFanatic: Ewwww

Misty (ssbookclub): and they are loving Eric!!

Beth (lilabitblf): but not the ppl you want to be naked with

Nicole (TBF): nasty gross nakkeeed people

joie: lol ugly nakkie people

Carla (crazygem85): He just oozes sex, thats why

Misty (ssbookclub): I kept seeing the Mike from the show. Yuck!!

Beth (lilabitblf): well C.. it is part of the lure

TrueFanatic: in his pink hotness!

joie: eric in his bulging pink spandex was more sex that the actual sex going on lol lol

Alisha_es: ugh. Yes Misty. Yuck!

Kris (krisrivera): ew Misty…ewwwww

Eric of Area 5: and in the mood

Carla (crazygem85): That it is B

Pam_Ravenscroft: …and a very uncomfortable half naked Tara

jamie: mmmmmm numnum

Carla (crazygem85): Yes, tara in her red hot lingerie

Misty (ssbookclub): poor tara she seems miserable

Kris (krisrivera): Tara is a twit

TrueFanatic: With the GP

jamie: poor girl

Dianne (DiannesDishes): and matching nails

Beth (lilabitblf): Misty… that just freaked me out right there… Mike int he show

Nicole (TBF): poor tara

joie: yes Pam, she was not too happy

Misty (ssbookclub): I know!

Misty (ssbookclub): so Jan asked if they want a drink

Misty (ssbookclub): Eric asks for a true blood

jamie: orgies should never be taken lightly…

Misty (ssbookclub): and Jan has one because they like to pretend

Alisha_es: I loved that they pretend to be vampires… lol

joie: or with ugly people

Kris (krisrivera): this all makes me feel icky

jamie: so i’ve heard

Beth (lilabitblf): Tara… in the book has no backbone and tries bending to much to suite whatever realationship she is in

Kris (krisrivera): fat ugly naked people orgy – ick

Misty (ssbookclub): yes she does beth

joie: lol kris

Nicole (TBF): bad mental picture..ewwwwwww.

Alisha_es: Yes Beth. I have no love for book Tara.

Misty (ssbookclub): jan is the one that grosses me out the most

joie: *shudders*

Misty (ssbookclub): she is just nasty

Nicole (TBF): okay..back to sexy eric..phew..its all good now.

Carla (crazygem85): lets go back to picturing Eric. Way more fun πŸ™‚

joie: yes, please, back to eric!

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Eric of Area 5: *makes a disgusted face at the mention of True Blood*

jamie: agreed carla

joie: pink, pink

Misty (ssbookclub): so sook talks to tara

Beth (lilabitblf): back to the book….

joie: *giggles* at the Sheriff

Mel (TrueFanatic): what happened I got kicked off…

Misty (ssbookclub): with her come here often line

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joie: *rolls eyes*

Carla (crazygem85): Eric, you know we always offer the real thing for ya πŸ˜‰

Eric of Area 5: Yes you do Carla

Misty (ssbookclub): and then Eggs talks to sook about how big Eric is

Nicole (TBF): yup. yes we do carla.

Kris (krisrivera): ewwwwwwwwww

Misty (ssbookclub): and she brings up Laf

jamie: eric, I just had some chinese food, if you, um want some…

Kris (krisrivera): Eggs is so gross

AphioRogue: *giggles* what A line to come in one

Mel (TrueFanatic): Wenches offer the real thing for you

Pam_Ravenscroft: *shudders and wonders if CH’s motivation is because she frequents swingers parties herself*

Eric of Area 5: wenches provide me with what I need quite efficiently *wink*

Beth (lilabitblf): Sook was really subtle when bringing up Laffy

Carla (crazygem85): Not sure why she tought this was the time to mention Laf

Misty (ssbookclub): so eggs starts to remember Laf

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Now that’s a visual Pam! LOL

joie: lol Pam!

Nicole (TBF): LMAO pam!

Kris (krisrivera): Now Pam, that just gave me awful mental pictures

joie: Trying to picture CH nakkie!

Alisha_es: Eggs keeps thinking about Eric all night even though he’s with Tara.

Dianne (DiannesDishes): I’d rather not. LOL

Beth (lilabitblf): lol Pam…

joie: O.O

Carla (crazygem85): LMAO Pam!!

Alisha_es: lol Pam!

Mel (TrueFanatic): NO!

joie: *shudders*

jamie: hahaha… are we all that sexually frustrated!

AphioRogue: OMG yall have gone crazy in here tonight

joie: changes image….. nakkie eric

Beth (lilabitblf): GBOT

Misty (ssbookclub): so eric starts kising sook so she can open her mind

Dianne (DiannesDishes): GBOT

Mel (TrueFanatic): Better….Nakkie Eric

jamie: omgomgomg

Kris (krisrivera): and she reaches over….

Eric of Area 5: *gets up and brings joie back to the couch with me*

Dianne (DiannesDishes): I love how easily she just melts in to him

Nicole (TBF): omg..mmm..naked eric.

Kris (krisrivera): and sees Jan

Misty (ssbookclub): and she sees the images of Mike hittine Laf

Beth (lilabitblf): which is Ironic that she is kissing him so she is not distracted

Kris (krisrivera): EW

jamie: the car and the thing and the oooooo

Misty (ssbookclub): and Jan sleeping

Alisha_es: I love Eric here. Even though he’s very happy making out with Sookie, he’s still protecting her.

jamie: squealing like a 15 year old

joie: *raises hair, wipes sweat from back of neck*

Nicole (TBF): squee.

Kris (krisrivera): Mike Spencer is a vile person

Misty (ssbookclub): and tom

joie: *giggles* thanks sheriff

Nicole (TBF): ewww kris.ewwww.

Misty (ssbookclub): while jan is grabbing her ass

Beth (lilabitblf): Mike is sick.. twisted

Nicole (TBF): mike ewwwww.

Mel (TrueFanatic): Eric is protecting her because he already knows she is special to him

jamie: joie! you lucky wentch! i’m jealous

Beth (lilabitblf): which being sook depresses her since she feels that Jan feels nothing

Kris (krisrivera): he gets excited thinking of Laf dying….

Misty (ssbookclub): and someone is maling out with Eric from behin

joie: *giggles* shush!

Mel (TrueFanatic): Thresome>>>

Nicole (TBF): Joie is sooooo lucky

Eric of Area 5: I protect what is mine Mel

jamie: *sigh’s at eric*

joie: see, that’s what we all need, a protector!

Mel (TrueFanatic): I am yours too. Just sayin…

joie: *starry eyed*

Misty (ssbookclub): so sookie gets grossed out and wants to leave

Kris (krisrivera): and Eric takes her outside

Carla (crazygem85): I would have wanted to leave too, but with Eric of course

Dianne (DiannesDishes): And you can’t really blame her there

Misty (ssbookclub): So Eric grabs her to take her outside

Alisha_es: And Eric just picks her up and leaves! I was proud of him there.

Misty (ssbookclub): and Jan wants to go

Dianne (DiannesDishes): But Carla has a point! ;oP

joie: lol carla

jamie: why would you want to watch hamburger when you have kobe beef in a corvette?

Dianne (DiannesDishes): lol jamie

Nicole (TBF): lol jamie.

thecelsa: It’s not even hamburger, it’s like pork skins, lol.

Mel (TrueFanatic): Doh! about to get caught!

Dianne (DiannesDishes): or pork rinds

jamie: haha!

Misty (ssbookclub): so Eric kisses Jan Yuck

joie: No, man meat!

Eric of Area 5: all in the line of duty Misty

Carla (crazygem85): major yuck

jamie: can vamps use listerine?

joie: not beef!

Nicole (TBF): ewww..jan. *throws up in mouth a little bit.*

Alisha_es: And another nasty line from Mike.

Beth (lilabitblf): very yuck… but sufficiant distraction

jamie: eric may have needed it

joie: mike is gross

Mel (TrueFanatic): Thanks for that Alan Ball

Beth (lilabitblf): he is good at playing to what ever crowd he is in…

joie: *looks at Eric* you poor Viking, kissing that jan type woman thing

Eric of Area 5: charming humans is quite easy to do

Pam_Ravenscroft: rather Eric than me!

Mel (TrueFanatic): We know

Alisha_es: As a vampire, you’d have to be good at it.

thecelsa: You have 1,000 years of experience, Eric. πŸ™‚

Carla (crazygem85): gp Pam!!

Eric of Area 5: besides, it got me alone with Sookie again *smirk*

Carla (crazygem85): that it did Eric. Always the thinker

Nicole (TBF): bravo eric.

joie: OMG y’all have to keep bringing up 1000 yrs of experience! *fans self*

Mel (TrueFanatic): And pinned her down, you and the GP,

Beth (lilabitblf): that it did… which played to both of your agendas..

thecelsa: I love Eric and his shenanigans. πŸ™‚

Mel (TrueFanatic): Love saying GP

Eric of Area 5: after the first 500 or so it’s all redundant

jamie: evil shenanigans!

joie: Eric knows the game all too well. Getting sookie right where he wanted her

thecelsa: YES!!!! πŸ™‚

Eric of Area 5: yes, on the hood of my corvette

jamie: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear lord

joie: *thud*

Mel (TrueFanatic): Faint

jamie: i’m not a Chevy fan but I was on that day

Carla (crazygem85): *fans self*

Alisha_es: I’m proud of Sookie for keeping her head about her.

thecelsa: Raise your hand if you want to be on the hood of Eric’s Corvette.

thecelsa: l

Beth (lilabitblf): Joie, Jamie, Mel…

joie: *raises hand*

jamie: I

Pam_Ravenscroft: I think he would rather have her in his bed…but at the time the hood of his Corvette worked.

Carla (crazygem85): *raises hand*

Kris (krisrivera): yep. Even after Eric said “yield to me”

Mel (TrueFanatic): I’m not sure she would have if Bill wouldn’t have shown up

thecelsa: Ha ha, I take it it’s unanimous.

Eric of Area 5: It was only a matter of time Pam

joie: Pam, we have to get him where we can

Alisha_es: Ah, but Bill did show up. And I was surprised he wasn’t more upset.

Carla (crazygem85): Damn Bill ruining the moment

jamie: he was pretty satiated from Lorena I bet

Amanda (MCC): Billy’s timing is always so “great”

joie: *rolls eyes* why did he have to show up

Mel (TrueFanatic): Bill, Bill, Bill.

Dianne (DiannesDishes): As per normal

jamie: because he ruins our fun!

Beth (lilabitblf): It wasnt ruined.. sook was rationalzing herself out of the situation

Alisha_es: lol

joie: Erics fun

Mel (TrueFanatic): Well he was with Portia so fair is fair

joie: and Sookies

thecelsa: Bill is like the dad who shows up on someone’s date.

jamie: well, ours too

Eric of Area 5: Notice she never answered when I asked if she thought Bill was stronger than me

joie: in my dreams lol

Pam_Ravenscroft: Compton is a cock-block.

jamie: his line is pretty good though

Maria (sumerbreez): LOL PAm

Mel (TrueFanatic): LOL Pam

Beth (lilabitblf): I am going to remind everyone no character bashing!

Carla (crazygem85): Her mind may have been thinking of a way out, but her body def would have given in

Kris (krisrivera): daaaaaaaammmmnnn Pam

Carla (crazygem85): LMAO Pam

Amanda (MCC): I bet Billy could be fun if he could get drunk, loosen him up a bit.

joie: Like my friend said to me last week LOL erection rejection!

Carla (crazygem85): lol joie!!

Pam_Ravenscroft: *smirks* My apologies Beth. I only speak the truth.

Nicole (TBF): lmao

Beth (lilabitblf): Misty? where did you go?

jamie: he’d be that drunk who’d try to fight then start crying

Maria (sumerbreez): I am stealing that joie!

Misty (ssbookclub): sorry I lost my internet connection

Kris (krisrivera): SO

joie: Go ahead, he said it with great pride to me, so I’m saying go ahead lol

Mel (TrueFanatic): I’m stealing it too Joie

Alisha_es: Well after Bill and Sookie’s last evening together, I would have Bill woudl have been more upset about seeing Eric all over her.

Kris (krisrivera): BILL

jamie: its ok misty, we still love you

Misty (ssbookclub): ok so sookie is on the car

joie: I tweeted it last week, y’all didn’t see! lol lol

jamie: yeahhhhh buddy

Misty (ssbookclub): and eric is trying to seduce her

jamie: using ‘trying’ loosely

Mel (TrueFanatic): Uhuh

Misty (ssbookclub): and he tells her to Yeild to him

Mel (TrueFanatic): Cuz

Carla (crazygem85): I would have screamed “ok”

Mel (TrueFanatic): Bil will Understand

Misty (ssbookclub): and she remids him she has a boyfriend

jamie: he was a few yards short of a field goal if you get my drift

joie: lol jamie

Nicole (TBF): lol jamie

Misty (ssbookclub): and Bill comes ot of the woods

Mel (TrueFanatic): He had me at Yield to me!

joie: *swoons*

Kris (krisrivera): BEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

jamie: i’m just that white trash-tastic

joie: I can hear him say it

Misty (ssbookclub): sook appraoches bill

Mel (TrueFanatic): Why in the heck is Bill always walking around in the woods?

jamie: suukeh

Eric of Area 5: It took that long Mel? I must be slipping

joie: lol lol

Alisha_es: He parked his car in the woods!

thecelsa: Did you just say that you’re white trash-tastic?

Nicole (TBF): hmm..Bill and the woods..SUUKKEEHHH.

Carla (crazygem85): and she smells like Eric *sighs*

jamie: cuz he’s a wierdo

thecelsa: I love it.

jamie: yes I did

Eric of Area 5: Bill is a closet Were

Pam_Ravenscroft: I would answer that Mel, but I am afraid it would be considered ‘Character Bashing’…

joie: *sniffs* yes he does have a nice scent

Carla (crazygem85): lol @ Eric

Misty (ssbookclub): She always smells like someone else to him

jamie: he wishes he were that cool!

joie: lol bill a closet were, he wishes!

Maria (sumerbreez): *smooching Pammy* it’s okay πŸ™‚ You can answer later! πŸ™‚

Beth (lilabitblf): yes she does… and her comeback was priceless

Misty (ssbookclub): so then she gets pissed and yells at Bill

Mel (TrueFanatic): It’s just a little wierd, Just sayin;

Nicole (TBF): lmao eric.

jamie: yay sookie!

Alisha_es: And Sookie said that she can never smell who Bill has been with. And Eric laughs. Love that.

Dianne (DiannesDishes): And he keeps bringing it up even though crazy meanad chick is there. Not the time! LOL

Dianne (DiannesDishes): That was funny Alisha

joie: Sookie can bring it on

Misty (ssbookclub): I know Dianne

Mel (TrueFanatic): You had me at “Are you quite attached to your friend?” Eric. But I didn’t want to seem easy

Misty (ssbookclub): that was weird

joie: What a pity for me *dies*

Misty (ssbookclub): so then Andy appears

Misty (ssbookclub): with gun in hand

jamie: haha mel… didn’t we all become entranced at that

Misty (ssbookclub): and drunk

Carla (crazygem85): crazy Andy

Kris (krisrivera): and silver bullets!

Beth (lilabitblf): oh Andy… *shaking head*

joie: Can we open another window please?

Kris (krisrivera): andy is a dope

Eric of Area 5: We all know where Andy gets his poor timing from

Carla (crazygem85): *sprays joie with cold water* any better?

Misty (ssbookclub): I wonder what she was going to say about the bullets

Carla (crazygem85): lol Eric. that we do

joie: thanks carla, I needed that

jamie: haha! love it Eric

Alisha_es: Probably that they wouldn’t do much

joie: close proximity

Kris (krisrivera): I think she was going ot say that they are only fatal to weres

Misty (ssbookclub): and why the vamps didnt just jump him right away

Beth (lilabitblf): that is a good question misty…

Alisha_es: Yeah, I wondered that too Misty

jamie: political reasons?

Misty (ssbookclub): self defense

joie: *side, side, left, right, left, right, shimmie*

Beth (lilabitblf): could be because even though they were naked.. the ppl in the house were watching

Alisha_es: Cause he could have shot the gun before they got it away from him?

jamie: trying to keep a good standing considering?

Misty (ssbookclub): i doubt it the vamps are too fast

Kris (krisrivera): they nah i think they knew that andy was no threat

joie: *undulations*

Eric of Area 5: You are right Kris

Carla (crazygem85): agreed Kris

Alisha_es: could be that, Kris.

Kris (krisrivera): he’s drunk

Beth (lilabitblf): and who is everyones fabut they also make excelent scapegoats now for every small issue

Misty (ssbookclub): a drunk with a gun is always a threat. Trust me

jamie: good point kris

Mel (TrueFanatic): Yea, why did they let Andy keep the gun.

joie: okies, back on track!

Kris (krisrivera): gold star for Kris!

Mel (TrueFanatic): Vamp speed rocks.

Beth (lilabitblf): i aggree with Misty

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Kris (krisrivera): i agree with you Misty because i’m human

Maria (sumerbreez): Shan! πŸ™‚

Amanda (MCC): wtg sweet cheeks

Dianne (DiannesDishes): True Misty

Misty (ssbookclub): so Andy demands Sookie stand by him

Mel (TrueFanatic): Hey Shan

smeykunz: My there’s a lot of purple in here tonight.

Carla (crazygem85): Hey Shan!!

Kris (krisrivera): SWEET CHEEKS

joie: as always lol

Misty (ssbookclub): purple is for people that have read the entire series

smeykunz: Hi guys, thought I’d pop in and see my favorite wenches.

Eric of Area 5: And a bit of pink *wink*

Maria (sumerbreez): I had no idea!

smeykunz: Well, I have read the whole series

Mel (TrueFanatic): Eric loves pink today.

joie: *swoons* pink

Maria (sumerbreez): I just picked pink one day

Kris (krisrivera): Hola McShan!

Carla (crazygem85): And we love Eric in pink!

smeykunz: but I like green, compliments my hair

Pam_Ravenscroft: Eric loves pink everyday…and night. *winks*

smeykunz: Hey McKris!

Kris (krisrivera): and your eyes

Misty (ssbookclub): So Andy is demanding Sookie

jamie: I shouldve had that image on my bachlorette party cake

joie: Well pink is my fav color *pouts* but I can’t use it

smeykunz: only with my contacts in LOL

Dianne (DiannesDishes): He’s just down right rude

Misty (ssbookclub): and Bill & Sook say no way

Dianne (DiannesDishes): I hate how he makes it out like she’s nothing.

Misty (ssbookclub): then Andy says he will shoot her

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Andy that is.

Beth (lilabitblf): read their minds so he knows who killed Laffy

Misty (ssbookclub): and Bill threatens to kill him

joie: *fluffs hair* do you like my hair sheriff?

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Carla (crazygem85): Andy is just not that bright

Beth (lilabitblf): Andy then pushes Sooks Temper for her to be really really stuppod

Misty (ssbookclub): and Andy says she is not worth much anyway

Nicole (TBF): aww sahn!

Kris (krisrivera): and Bill would too

Alisha_es: I don’t have my books…… At some point Bill is looking concerned and Eric is groping Tara (or Eggs) I loved that part too!

Eric of Area 5: I much prefer the shade of pink in your cheeks when you blush

Misty (ssbookclub): she should of squeezed his balls

jamie: pri**k

smeykunz: LMAO

Dianne (DiannesDishes): I agree!

jamie: and clapped his ears!

joie: *giggles*

Misty (ssbookclub): so sook stomps on over to him like a dummy

Misty (ssbookclub): and he grabs her neck like a dog

Alisha_es: Stupid drunk Andy.

Misty (ssbookclub): and demands she read the mind of everyone

jamie: elitest jerk

Misty (ssbookclub): and tell him who killed laf

joie: definitely a jerk!

Carla (crazygem85): andy the douchebag

Beth (lilabitblf): Sook feels like a errant puppy when held by her neck

Mel (TrueFanatic): And again, why do the Vamps let this happen?

Misty (ssbookclub): She informs him that is why she is there

Misty (ssbookclub): Did he really think she was there for the orgy?

Alisha_es: Yeah, the vampires are dropping the ball with this situation.

Kris (krisrivera): and Dean arrives….

Misty (ssbookclub): yeah they are

Amanda (MCC): andy just wants his name cleared. not that i condone his actions but he’s just trying to get answers…even tho being drunk isnt the best time to try.

Carla (crazygem85): I dont think theyr dropping the ball, I just think more trouble will come about if they start attacking

jamie: I think Bill’s too ticked and eric’s waiting for the blood flow to return to his brain

Beth (lilabitblf): “please dont shoot my dog” I woud never” “But its ok for me”

Carla (crazygem85): They know what theyre doing & will protect Sookie

Misty (ssbookclub): I know beth I was appalled at that

jamie: well, Eric will….

Pam_Ravenscroft: Keep in mind there is something else in the woods…

Kris (krisrivera): absolutely Misty

Mel (TrueFanatic): True Pam

Misty (ssbookclub): I did wonder when they realized the manead was there

joie: *walks back to sofa with glass of wine*

Alisha_es: All the more reason I would have though Eric and Bill would want Andy to stand down.

Mel (TrueFanatic): Maryann, I mean the Manead

Eric of Area 5: *proud of Pam’s observation*

jamie: Callisto!

Eric of Area 5: Perhaps we were paying more attention to what was out there knowing Andy was no real threat

joie: Pam is sharp!

Misty (ssbookclub): so dean appears followed by his lover

Alisha_es: Could be

Mel (TrueFanatic): eww

Dianne (DiannesDishes): Callisto in the book

Kris (krisrivera): Ew-ness on the lover part

joie: I can’t believe he had sex with that thing!

joie: lol

Misty (ssbookclub): and she is loving the scene

Beth (lilabitblf): brb

Alisha_es: Bad Sam……

Mel (TrueFanatic): Sam has to get some from somewhere>>>>

Misty (ssbookclub): She cant understand why sook is sober and has had no pleasure

jamie: hey, we all do straqnge things when desperate…

Nicole (TBF): BRB.

joie: I really shouldn’t be drinking wine, I’m already hot

Amanda (MCC): i’m sure this will get a GBOT but i’m so glad that the manead story line is over on the show. Not sure how much more silliness (meat tree, gigantic eggs, etc) I could handle.

Alisha_es: lol. I guess since Sookie keeps turning him down!

Misty (ssbookclub): I loved Sookies give me time line

Carla (crazygem85): brb…out of wine

Misty (ssbookclub): me too mcc

Beth (lilabitblf): I love that line too

Misty (ssbookclub): so the manead asks who Andy is

Kris (krisrivera): I was over it too MCC

Misty (ssbookclub): and andy explains

jamie: agreed amanda… I didnt like how much they put into that story…

Beth (lilabitblf): and agree on the show refernce… but back on track πŸ™‚

jamie: though i did love the ‘i’m a waitress’ liine

Misty (ssbookclub): so she offers to find out for andy

Misty (ssbookclub): so she summons Eggs

Dianne (DiannesDishes): I have to go now. Will catch up with the rest of the chat tomorrow. Goodnight everyone!

joie: pink spandex still

Beth (lilabitblf): and that gets sookie let go from being a human puppet

joie: *smoochies* dianne

Amanda (MCC): nite Dianne

jamie: nighty night!

Alisha_es: Bye Dianne!

Kris (krisrivera): night babe

Misty (ssbookclub): and dean starts licking her face

joie: kris, thats so quinn!

Eric of Area 5: goodnight Diane

Carla (crazygem85): g’nite Diane

smeykunz: *sitting patiently waiting for Bill to have his moment again* Is it book 9 yet?

joie: oh licking is nice, but not with them

smeykunz: j/k

Beth (lilabitblf): dean licking her face struck me as odd… esp knowing its sam

joie: dreams of book 4

Misty (ssbookclub): thats how he loves her

Alisha_es: lol. smeykunz. Almost!

Maria (sumerbreez): LOL Shan

Mel (TrueFanatic): I have to get my kids in bed so I’ve got to say goodnight. Will read up on it tomorrow. *blows kisses*

Beth (lilabitblf): was this a form of comfort?

Carla (crazygem85): im with u joie

Misty (ssbookclub): i think so beth

joie: *smoochies* mel

Alisha_es: good night Mel

Carla (crazygem85): g’nite mel!

Amanda (MCC): nite Mel

Eric of Area 5: *kissing Mel’s hand* have fun with your teacups

joie: Licks are foreplay to me lol

Misty (ssbookclub): I did love the line the manead gave Eric

Carla (crazygem85): lol @ joie

Misty (ssbookclub): the beautiful dead meat line

Kris (krisrivera): “beautiful piece of dead meat”

jamie: that was a good line

joie: *giggles* that was good!

Carla (crazygem85): loved that too

Carla (crazygem85): he is beautiful

Misty (ssbookclub): so she explains that Laf was an offering to her

joie: *sighs* such a viking

Pam_Ravenscroft: *would never admit that I agree*

Eric of Area 5: *winks at Carla*

Alisha_es: When I first read this chapter, I didn’t really think the maenad was *that* much of a threat until I saw how Bill and Eric were reacting to her here.

Misty (ssbookclub): and no know that is human knows what she is talking about

jamie: he can pillage my village any night!

Carla (crazygem85): Poor Laf

Kris (krisrivera): she says she saw them

Misty (ssbookclub): I agree Alisha

joie: lol jamie

jamie: *turns laptop away from hubby*

Beth (lilabitblf): i know Alisha

joie: lol again jamie!

jamie: gp alisha

Kris (krisrivera): secret’s safe pam

Misty (ssbookclub): so Eric and Bill start to close in on Sookie and Dean is around her legs

Maria (sumerbreez): Gotta go… I think I have a work around for my computer problem…

jamie: i gotta start drinking more beer during chat…

Misty (ssbookclub): Sook starts to feel all of the fear

Maria (sumerbreez): Good night all

joie: She is surrounded my men

jamie: i’m on it tonight

Maria (sumerbreez): Misty I need to chat with you about a couple of things.

Carla (crazygem85): g’nite Maria!!

Beth (lilabitblf): and this is where sooks gift is a curse…

jamie: night maria

Kris (krisrivera): good night Maria

joie: *smoochies* maria

Misty (ssbookclub): I can only imagine how sook felt to feel all of that

joie: hey where’s balou?

Amanda (MCC): Nite Maria hun x

Kris (krisrivera): Lub Joo maria

Misty (ssbookclub): ok Maria tomorrow i promise

Alisha_es: Bye Maria!

Carla (crazygem85): Poor Sookie, I would have lost it feeling all that emotion

Misty (ssbookclub): So sookie is in a vamp sandwich

joie: *sighs*

Misty (ssbookclub): and she is freaking out

Beth (lilabitblf): but she wasnt in the mood to enjoy it

Maria (sumerbreez): Misty check DM later

Alisha_es: But the vamps are scared! I would freak out too!

Misty (ssbookclub): I am surprised she could control herself

Misty (ssbookclub): ok maria

Alisha_es: barely

Maria (sumerbreez): ciao kids.. love you all… especially Eric & Pammy! πŸ™‚

jamie: can I be the mayonaisse in that sandwich?

Beth (lilabitblf): they were trying to give her confort so she doesnt loose total control

Alisha_es: I think they were worried about what would happen

Eric of Area 5: goodnight Maria

Misty (ssbookclub): ans she bites eric and gets a bit more blood

joie: omg all that man around her!

Beth (lilabitblf): that she does… does this count as an exchange?

joie: okies, that gave me goosebumps

Misty (ssbookclub): she hears Jan start convulsing

Carla (crazygem85): Sookie did that on purpose, lol!

Pam_Ravenscroft: Goodnight Maria

Alisha_es: I think it counts.

Misty (ssbookclub): I ould think so Beth

smeykunz: I think even I would have trouble maintaining composure *whispers* don’t tell.

jamie: i dont thing eric got any blood,

jamie: but I may have missed that

Alisha_es: no he didn’t get any. Just Sookie.

Beth (lilabitblf): Jamie… he didnt get any blood

Misty (ssbookclub): so we learn that Tom was disgusted and excited by Laf

Misty (ssbookclub): so he hit him

Misty (ssbookclub): then mike and tom beat him to death

joie: that was so terrible

jamie: so i dont think it’d count as an exchange

Alisha_es: That whole thing was terrible.

jamie: but yeah, violence and intolerence lead to bad things

Beth (lilabitblf): which Sook knew before hand..and had to relive teh thoughts again

joie: hatred is an aweful way to live

Misty (ssbookclub): then we hear “wet

jamie: on the front porch

Eric of Area 5: No exchange

Misty (ssbookclub): noises

joie: *giggles* @ wet

Carla (crazygem85): that it is joie

Kris (krisrivera): poor Sookie, B

jamie: joie you pervert!

jamie: i approve πŸ˜‰

joie: *blushes pink*

Beth (lilabitblf): I know K…

Misty (ssbookclub): the madness fades

Misty (ssbookclub): and sook almost collapeses

Alisha_es: poor Sookie.

Misty (ssbookclub): So she is laid on the hood again

Beth (lilabitblf): Sook is drained… mentially

Beth (lilabitblf): i love that car

Misty (ssbookclub): Callisto is amused

jamie: agreed beth

Misty (ssbookclub): and covered in blood

Beth (lilabitblf): that she is

Kris (krisrivera): and sated

jamie: crazy greek witch…

joie: I’m looking at the sexiest pair of men’s pink crotch trunks

Beth (lilabitblf): well it happens with you have people explode like water balloons

Misty (ssbookclub): she has never seen someone driven mad by the insanity of others

Misty (ssbookclub): LOL Beth

jamie: haha… can those be ordered? need stocking stuffers for hubby

joie: dear gawds!

Kris (krisrivera): can you imagine the mess B

joie: Its in my photobucket, why didn’t I save the link to purchase!

Misty (ssbookclub): so the manead decides it is time for her to move on

Beth (lilabitblf): Joie and Jamie….

Misty (ssbookclub): she says goodbye to Dean

Kris (krisrivera): and she breaks up with Sam

jamie: sorry

joie: *coughs* do links work in chat

Misty (ssbookclub): and hunting season is over

joie: oopsie sorry*giggles*

jamie: joie, we’re ‘those kids’ in the class who giggle and pass notes

joie: *looks over at eric* those would be perfect on a viking

Alisha_es: I was disappointed with the resolution here. I would have liked the vampires to have a little more action.

Beth (lilabitblf): yes.. No more tribute is needed

joie: lol I think so jamie

Carla (crazygem85): me too Alisha. left me a little unsatisfied

Alisha_es: or managed to kill her or something. Just letting her wander off seemed weak.

Beth (lilabitblf): I don know Alisha

jamie: I liked the unexpectedness of it though

Kris (krisrivera): they know what she can do to them….it’s better off to let her leave

Alisha_es: I don’t know what they could have done…. but still

Carla (crazygem85): it just seemed a little anticlimatic

Beth (lilabitblf): how do you hold someone who is mad?

jamie: she swept in and out, d

Misty (ssbookclub): I agree Kris, it avoids a bloodbath

Eric of Area 5: Knowing when to pick your battles is part of staying “alive” or un-dead as the case may be

Kris (krisrivera): I’m with Eric on this one

joie: agree

Beth (lilabitblf): gp Eric… you said it better then i could right now

Alisha_es: Yeah… I know it would have turned out badly….. but I still wanted more.

jamie: agreed eric

Carla (crazygem85): True Eric, but I still wanted a little more

Kris (krisrivera): let the crazy pig loving lady bounce if she wants to

Misty (ssbookclub): so Eric & Bill are left to clean up her mess

joie: sometimes less is more

Misty (ssbookclub): PIGGGGGGGGG

joie: *giggles* sometimes

Alisha_es: LOL

Kris (krisrivera): burn the motha down!!!

Kris (krisrivera): LMFAO misty

Misty (ssbookclub): they sure do know how to start a fire dont they

Kris (krisrivera): what they know how to do is cover up murders

Alisha_es: But only in one place! Stupid advances in police science.

Misty (ssbookclub): so Eric finds Tara

Beth (lilabitblf): fire fixes everything… so sayeth a non pyro

Misty (ssbookclub): LOL Alisha I loved that line

jamie: so they burn things up, which is creepy and shows that they are used to covering up bodies and scenes and such

Beth (lilabitblf): lol Alisha.. i liked that line

joie: Eric was so in control

Carla (crazygem85): that was so funny Alisha

Pam_Ravenscroft: *loves burning things*

Beth (lilabitblf): I know Jamie.. but after centuries of practice… they do this well too

joie: lol Pam!

Misty (ssbookclub): *mental mote* hide matched from Pam

Misty (ssbookclub): matches

Alisha_es: I really liked Bill and Eric’s interaction during this whole coverup part. I like seeing them be civil together.

joie: Kris, no matches date night

Misty (ssbookclub): so tara is loopy

Kris (krisrivera): WORD

Misty (ssbookclub): and Eric & Bill have an agreement?

jamie: side note, vampires killing humans for food isnt murder, it’s the food chain

Beth (lilabitblf): Tara is not loopy… she is PTS at the moment

joie: *sings* whatta man whatta man whatta mighty good man

Beth (lilabitblf): that they did Misty

Alisha_es: Yeah, what exactly was that?

Kris (krisrivera): Tara calls portia a dog lol

jamie: had that discussion last week

jamie: go tara

joie: *sighs* I was not here last week *pouts*

Eric of Area 5: *likes the way jamie thinks*

jamie: *likes Eric liking the way I think*

Misty (ssbookclub): do we know the agreement?

jamie: this discussion was with a student

Beth (lilabitblf): we do not

Misty (ssbookclub): Did I forget that I know?

Alisha_es: Is it something specific or just the whole Sookie is mine thing?

jamie: I had to school the twi-hards on real vampires

Kris (krisrivera): I don’t know what it is….or maybe I forgot

Beth (lilabitblf): at this point We dont know the agrangement

Carla (crazygem85): I dont think we know the agreement

Pam_Ravenscroft: *agrees with Eric and Jamie*

Misty (ssbookclub): ok good I am not losing my mind

Beth (lilabitblf): we can speculate the arrangement

Alisha_es: okay good

Beth (lilabitblf): not at all… we are all sane right now…

Misty (ssbookclub): so Sam agrees to take Tara and Eggs home

jamie: idr… it seems to be more about doing the best thing for sookie regardless of the circumstances

joie: *giggles* agrees with Pam

Misty (ssbookclub): and tara says to a vampire how do you kno w I wont tell

Misty (ssbookclub): is she mental??

Alisha_es: Silly Tara.

Eric of Area 5: not a smart girl that Tara

Carla (crazygem85): Tara not very bright

joie: 2 eggs short of a dozen

smeykunz: not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Alisha_es: LOL eggs.

jamie: I stand by my ‘tara is sookie’s foil’ statement

Misty (ssbookclub): she is lucky Eric did not drain her. Pam would of

Beth (lilabitblf): like it Joie

joie: *snorts*

Alisha_es: True Misty!

joie: EGGS!

Amanda (MCC): tara’s a couple red blood cells short of a tru blood

Pam_Ravenscroft: *grins and agrees with Misty*

jamie: not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree!

Carla (crazygem85): So true misty

smeykunz: a few bricks short of a full load

Misty (ssbookclub): so Eric erases her memory

Beth (lilabitblf): Well Misty… she was also very undressed… lingerie tends to sway the mind at times… even at a stupid comment

Misty (ssbookclub): true

jamie: few fries short of a happy meal?

smeykunz: LOL

joie: McPeople!

Misty (ssbookclub): Oh I missed when sam went to get her a blanket

Misty (ssbookclub): nekkid

Beth (lilabitblf): Misty jus thought of that

Misty (ssbookclub): and sook enjoyed the view

Beth (lilabitblf): Sook was enjoying hte view

smeykunz: *remembers my McPeople dress*

jamie: jason is missing the sheeseburger and the toy!

joie: Why wasn’t eric nakkie?!? Why!

jamie: *cheeseburger

Misty (ssbookclub): lol joie

Eric of Area 5: *laughing* All in good time joie

Alisha_es: lol. Because it wasn’t his time, joie.

Misty (ssbookclub): so they leave

jamie: because we have to be patient… some things are too good to rush!

Misty (ssbookclub): the fire starts

Misty (ssbookclub): and portia shows up

joie: *sighs* I am not very patient at times

Alisha_es: booo Portia.

Beth (lilabitblf): Portia imediatly blames the Vamps

smeykunz: Please, we’re still in naked Bill territory, don’t rush me!

Misty (ssbookclub): what did you do to my brother whaaa

Kris (krisrivera): Portia checks Andys neck…to which I say AS IF

Misty (ssbookclub): I would of smacked her

Alisha_es: LOL Kris

Amanda (MCC): I’ve got to go y’all. Pain meds are kicking in and they make me very drowsy…goodnight everyone xx

Misty (ssbookclub): exactly kris

Carla (crazygem85): lol kris

Kris (krisrivera): love you !!!!!!

jamie: night amanda!

Alisha_es: Good night Amanda!

smeykunz: LOL Kris!

Eric of Area 5: Goodnight Amanda

Kris (krisrivera): sweet cheeks

Carla (crazygem85): Good night amanda!!

Misty (ssbookclub): so they find the clothes in the trunk

Misty (ssbookclub): andy is in the clear

Kris (krisrivera): our vamps have NEVER been that hungry

joie: *smoochies* amanda feel better

Beth (lilabitblf): and blood stains…

Beth (lilabitblf): which worries me that it was tied up so niely…

Misty (ssbookclub): portia apologizes

Alisha_es: I know, Beth…

Misty (ssbookclub): painfully

Beth (lilabitblf): y would you not clean out your car if someone was found dead and you happend to be the one who killed them…. why

jamie: harris really ties up the mysteries well, but leaves open endings for the characters and the dynamics

Kris (krisrivera): which must have been sooooo hard for her to do

Misty (ssbookclub): i dont think they remember killing him

Carla (crazygem85): gp B

jamie: this are gross perverted rednecks, logic isnt their strong suit

Misty (ssbookclub): nevermind forget that

Beth (lilabitblf): Portia is a product of her upbringing…

joie: I’m still picturing CH nakkie at a swinger’s club

Misty (ssbookclub): so they all go home

Amanda (MCC): oops forgot to / bye lol *waves on way out*

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jamie: hehehe, nice one joie

Carla (crazygem85): lol joie

smeykunz: jamie, brilliant! They are in this podunk town for a reason.

Eric of Area 5: *looks joie in the eyes and glamors the image out of her mind*

Misty (ssbookclub): and on the way home

Misty (ssbookclub): I cant read my notes

Misty (ssbookclub): something about a shapeshifter?

Alisha_es: lol Misty.

jamie: *note, smack memaw bellefleur for further perpetuating a stereotype*

joie: Having such happy thoughts and I don’t know the reason

Kris (krisrivera): thanks Eric

jamie: hey joie, PINK SPANDEX AND A BLONDE VIKING!

Beth (lilabitblf): the Dallas Shapeshifters

Misty (ssbookclub): oh yeah

Eric of Area 5: *stands up off the couch to remind joie*

Misty (ssbookclub): thanks beth

Kris (krisrivera): Sookie asks if he got everything sorted with the Dallas shifters

Misty (ssbookclub): so they get to hunt on stans ranch

Pam_Ravenscroft: *rolls eyes*

Misty (ssbookclub): good times

Kris (krisrivera): which seems like a nice tidy solution. win-win.

Misty (ssbookclub): so they get home and Bill takes a shower

Beth (lilabitblf): its a reward that works out for both parties

smeykunz: WHOOOOO

jamie: Pam, you should wear pink spandex for us sometime! i bet you could rock that really well

smeykunz: sorry

Beth (lilabitblf): and Sook says no to sharing

Misty (ssbookclub): he wants to clean sook but she says not today

smeykunz: SOOKIE! DUH!!!!

Misty (ssbookclub): and we will give shan a bill shower moment

smeykunz: I mean seriously!!!

Misty (ssbookclub): he is all wet and steamy

Eric of Area 5: and…Sookie did think about me

Beth (lilabitblf): Sook does have a point though…

smeykunz: *bites lip*

joie: DEAR GAWD! PINK SPANDEX/BLOND VIKING! *pinks*

Eric of Area 5: making note that I would have gotten back to Shreveport before dawn

jamie: I bet she did Eric!

Misty (ssbookclub): using all the hot water

Kris (krisrivera): hey Shan…

smeykunz: damn…..

Alisha_es: Oh yes!

smeykunz: *goes back to read blog*

smeykunz: yes, mc kris?

Misty (ssbookclub): so then sook wakes up

Kris (krisrivera): BILL IS NAKED RIGHT NOW

Misty (ssbookclub): and it is night time again

Kris (krisrivera): and in a shower

Misty (ssbookclub): and Bill is nekkid

smeykunz: *sigh* I know……Alabaster Master……

Kris (krisrivera): and he has time to scrub you

jamie: poor thing needs a good alarm clock

Misty (ssbookclub): and promises her the best sex of her life

smeykunz: *perks* He does?

joie: I don’t wanna see bill nakkie

jamie: *scofscofscof*

Misty (ssbookclub): yes he does

Alisha_es: lol. We readers got the short end of the straw with this chapter. Very little description for us.

joie: *hides eyes*

smeykunz: Send him over here, I do

Kris (krisrivera): yes he says to com on doooooooooown

smeykunz: I could also handle the best sex of my life, but I digress.

Kris (krisrivera): *come

joie: lol alabaster master

Misty (ssbookclub): so they proceed to have the best sex ever

smeykunz: and to that I say…coming dear…..

Kris (krisrivera): L

Kris (krisrivera): M

Kris (krisrivera): O

Carla (crazygem85): its not with eric, so def not the best

joie: *giggles hysterically*

Misty (ssbookclub): then he goes the get the paper

Kris (krisrivera): oops! skipped the A

Pam_Ravenscroft: *snorts* Best sex according to HIS standards…

Alisha_es: LOL Kris

Misty (ssbookclub): and finds a cake

jamie: of sookies life thus far! we’re only two books in!

Eric of Area 5: *roaring laughter*

smeykunz: Which are my standards as well, so like I said, send him over!

jamie: 5 minutes in the missionary position doesnt count

Misty (ssbookclub): CAKE

Misty (ssbookclub): we are n cake

Kris (krisrivera): LOL LOL LOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Carla (crazygem85): lol jamie

Kris (krisrivera): SHan!

Beth (lilabitblf): good luck Misty…

smeykunz: Um missionary???? no, may I remind you all of last week’s topic?

Beth (lilabitblf): CAKE

Misty (ssbookclub): so she reads the card

Kris (krisrivera): the cake sounds divine

Misty (ssbookclub): that comes with the CAKE

Pam_Ravenscroft: *perks up* Cake?

Pam_Ravenscroft: *smirks*

Misty (ssbookclub): and when she says the name Bill freaks

smeykunz: good sex comes with cake?

joie: I’m sure Eric could give me an orgasm that would make me pass out. Oops, sorry thinking outloud again

Misty (ssbookclub): and asks sook to go get his Bible

smeykunz: oh sorry, one track mind.

Beth (lilabitblf): that he does…

jamie: hey! he’s from a psuedo puritanical era in us history! any other position was a sin!

joie: I’m not fond of cake

Carla (crazygem85): joie its like ur reading my mind, lol

smeykunz: Ok, he can move so much faster, why didn’t he go?

jamie: ok… back to cake and bibles and junk

smeykunz: Yes, I dissed my boy

Misty (ssbookclub): I think he was in shock

Kris (krisrivera): i think it’s awesome that he has something that he wrote in when he was still human

jamie: cuz he’s a db

Alisha_es: He must have been really upset not to go himself

smeykunz: lame man excuse

jamie: sorry

Misty (ssbookclub): I do too kris

Carla (crazygem85): he needed a thinking moment

Pam_Ravenscroft: *hoping ‘cake’ is code word for something else….*

smeykunz: I love you Bill, but PLEASE!

Beth (lilabitblf): it was the shock.. and he is thinking as a human not a vamp

Misty (ssbookclub): I wondered how many of them kept records like that

joie: lol thats scary carla lol

Carla (crazygem85): unfortunately Pam its not

Beth (lilabitblf): I hate to disapoint you Pam… Cake is cake

joie: cake = snatch *runs and hides*

Beth (lilabitblf): well… old families do it all the time

jamie: if its with bill, I’d rather have the cake….

joie: in that case I approve of cake!

Misty (ssbookclub): so sook gets the bible

Misty (ssbookclub): and Bill reads the dates to her

Eric of Area 5: Cake is cake…such a shame

jamie: joie I think we’re going to get sent to detention

Pam_Ravenscroft: *waggles brows at Joie*

Kris (krisrivera): she is surprised that he has a birthday

Alisha_es: And I doubt Bill did much of anything with the book after being made vampire. It was all his other family keeping the records

Misty (ssbookclub): the dates of his children

joie: *blushes pink* at Pam’s noticing

smeykunz: he probably didn’t have the book until he moved into the house right?

Beth (lilabitblf): i start tearing up at this time… its tough reading about your kids who are dead

joie: *giggles*

Kris (krisrivera): the NAME of his wife

jamie: hey pam… what kind of cake so you enjoy?

Alisha_es: yeah it was a sad scene

Misty (ssbookclub): and we find out that the bellfleurs that Bill hates and that hate him are his kinfolk

Misty (ssbookclub): me too beth

Misty (ssbookclub): it was very sad

joie: *giggles* let them eat cake!

Kris (krisrivera): oh my god yes B

Kris (krisrivera): so sad

Misty (ssbookclub): I think so Shan it must of remained in the house

Alisha_es: Honestly, I was expecting a much better reason for why he hated the Belfluers.

Kris (krisrivera): great word Misty – kinfolk

Misty (ssbookclub): word of the day

Beth (lilabitblf): that is right Shan and Misty

Carla (crazygem85): me too alisha

smeykunz: it did seem weird to hate a whole fam because of one dude

joie: I’d guess she’d like sponge cake, sucks you up lol lol

Pam_Ravenscroft: Jamie I like all…’cake’. I do not discriminate based on type. Only appearance and what’s inside. *wink*

Misty (ssbookclub): yeah that was a bit extreme

Beth (lilabitblf): I know alisha… but the smallest issues cause the biggest rifts

jamie: I admire sookie here, that could have been very intimidating for a gf to hear about a bf’s family that he had no closure with

Misty (ssbookclub): I can see hated the solidier but not 5 generations later

Kris (krisrivera): i can see it

Misty (ssbookclub): of course they do still think the are better than everyone so…

Eric of Area 5: carry a grudge much Bill

Carla (crazygem85): agreed Misty. didnt make much sense to me

jamie: ummmm my hubby has class tuesdays until 10, I’m a great baker πŸ˜‰

Kris (krisrivera): he sees them be superior and smug and he knows first hand that they are cowards

joie: *lifts butt from couch* the backs of my legs are sweaty *takes a sip of wine* this does not help

Kris (krisrivera): so he hates them

smeykunz: he can hate my neighbors for me if he wants

Beth (lilabitblf): again… products of their environment

Alisha_es: I thought maybe it would be a bellfleur married his wife after he died or something.

Misty (ssbookclub): ans sookies” I will never have his baby thought is sad

Pam_Ravenscroft: *wonders if Jamie is on Twitter as well*

Misty (ssbookclub): that true kris

Alisha_es: I was sad for Sookie there.

jamie: I am Pam! I’ll have to become one of you devoted pets…

Carla (crazygem85): I really felt for sookie there

Kris (krisrivera): it’s a trade-off

smeykunz: If sookie only knew the luck on that one!

joie: *wipes backs of legs* okies, we’re still talking cake?

Pam_Ravenscroft: *nods* Do so…

Kris (krisrivera): you have hot vamp sex, you never get preggers

Kris (krisrivera): i think it’s a pro, but that’s jsut me

Alisha_es: nods

smeykunz: Yes, no brats to take you awy from hot vamp sex

Kris (krisrivera): *just

Carla (crazygem85): i agree kris

Misty (ssbookclub): lol shan

Carla (crazygem85): but kids are real important to sookie

Pam_Ravenscroft: I agree Kris

smeykunz: No kris, not just you baby! The thought has crossed my mind 9 million times

Beth (lilabitblf): i know C

jamie: but it really sinks in that theres no ‘real normalcy’ with the relationship

Misty (ssbookclub): so Bill thanks her for helping him to thin klike a human

joie: Pam’s Pets? and what is this?

Beth (lilabitblf): so not just you linking that Kris

Misty (ssbookclub): and Bill tells her that if something happens to him to go to Eric

jamie: as much as i looooove Eric, i really think at the end of this series, she’ll end up with a Were of some sort

joie: jamie DO NO go there!

smeykunz: I can’t stand that he said that.

jamie: so she can have a ‘normal’ life

Beth (lilabitblf): which is a great piece of forshadowing

Misty (ssbookclub): me either

joie: who wants normal?

Alisha_es: Oh, I don’t think she’ll end up with Eric either.

Carla (crazygem85): jamie, do not say such horrible things

Kris (krisrivera): Eric has agreed to keep her safe

Misty (ssbookclub): I know he wants to protect her

Eric of Area 5: *low growl*

jamie: some one who’s never had it

joie: he’s such a viking

Alisha_es: Sorry!

smeykunz: Jamie, I’m with you on that since I know where Bill will be

Beth (lilabitblf): why growl?

Misty (ssbookclub): but he need to stop telling her who to go to

Beth (lilabitblf): that i agree with Misty

Carla (crazygem85): bill likes to control

Eric of Area 5: Sookie ending up with a were Beth

Misty (ssbookclub): that would piss me off

Misty (ssbookclub): being told who to be with

joie: Eric, I do not agree with them

Misty (ssbookclub): so that is how we end book 2

Beth (lilabitblf): well Misty… back to me saying being a product of their environment…

Eric of Area 5: *looking at the clock*

Carla (crazygem85): i book closer to book 4 πŸ™‚

jamie: Eric, as much as i love and adore you, and what you do to Sookie , and the hottness that ensues

joie: *sighs*

smeykunz: *claps and is in no way excited to move on to book 3*

Misty (ssbookclub): best parts

jamie: I think theres a truth to what I’ve said

Beth (lilabitblf): in Bill’s time, women were not making choices for themselves when he was human

Carla (crazygem85): eric pinning sookie down on the corvette

Eric of Area 5: I have a date to get ready for my dears

Alisha_es: My fav part was how Eric acted during the orgy. Protecting Sookie

Kris (krisrivera): best oart – eric in spandex

joie: *Squee* I love the forcefulness

jamie: ohhhh book three, the one I stayed up all night to finish

Kris (krisrivera): *part

Beth (lilabitblf): involvinghte corvette…

Carla (crazygem85): Enjoy your date Eric!!

Alisha_es: Good bye Eric!

jamie: three words… ‘yield to me’

Beth (lilabitblf): Sook not being tramatized byht the orgy

joie: *smoochies* to the Viking

smeykunz: Book 3 is really the best book, technically speaking. Sad that I have to admit that.

Kris (krisrivera): Have fun Eric!!!

jamie: I’lll be ready in 20 Eric πŸ˜‰

jamie: jkk

joie: lol Jamie

Misty (ssbookclub): worst part

Eric of Area 5: *nodding* pleasure and pain Kris…

Alisha_es: Worst part was anything with Mike Spencer…

jamie: bill showing back up

joie: oh *shivers* that’s nice

Kris (krisrivera): my two favorite P’s Eric…

Misty (ssbookclub): yes Mike Spencer

Alisha_es: and thank god he’s gone

Carla (crazygem85): eric kissing jan

Beth (lilabitblf): the to easy of closing out the story

Kris (krisrivera): worst part was all the orgy details

jamie: i second that carla

smeykunz: Mike Spencer and his freaky friends *shudders*

Beth (lilabitblf): right kris

Kris (krisrivera): and now that the orgies have aired on the show, it’s even more disturbing

Alisha_es: yes……. *gag*

smeykunz: LOL him screwing a tree

Carla (crazygem85): some images you just dont want in your head. those orgy scenes were it

joie: *smoochies* everyone, I’ll be out in twitterville

Beth (lilabitblf): i skip those parts when watching S2

Alisha_es: no lol Shan

jamie: lol, mike and jane! that was the birth of a new strain of herpes!

Kris (krisrivera): it’s called dendrophilia shan – people do that FOR REAL

Misty (ssbookclub): ok so next week we start Club Dead

smeykunz: I fast forward through things in the day that do not contain Newlins

Pam_Ravenscroft: The show really did an injustice to orgies. *sighs*

Misty (ssbookclub): chapters 1 and 2

Beth (lilabitblf): yay for Club Dead

Carla (crazygem85): could not agree more Pam

smeykunz: Ewwww Kris, I’m not surprised, but ewww!

Alisha_es: lol Pam. Yeah….

jamie: agreed pam…

Misty (ssbookclub): same bat time same bat channel

Kris (krisrivera): yeah that shit was just uneccessary

Beth (lilabitblf): be here or be square?

jamie: lol, going old school misty!

Kris (krisrivera): the orgies i mean

Alisha_es: See you kids next week! Time for me to head out too

Misty (ssbookclub): ok good night all

Kris (krisrivera): good night everyone

jamie: have a great night guys! ❀

Carla (crazygem85): good night, cya in twitterville

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~ by B on November 29, 2009.

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