Cookies

Jose  Cuervo Christmas Cookies

 
1 cup  of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of  sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4  large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried  fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo  Tequila
 

Sample  the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large  bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it  is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup  and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer.  Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy  bowl.
 

Add  one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this  point
it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is  still ok, try another
cup just in  case.

Turn off the mixerer  thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl  and chuck in the cup
of dried  fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the  floor.

Mix on the turner.

If  the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just  pry
it loose with a  drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check  for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of  salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check  the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and  strain your nuts.


Add  one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or  somefink. Whatever you  can
find.

Greash the oven.

Turn  the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to  fall
over.

Don’t forget to beat off  the turner.

Finally,  throw the bowl through the window, finish  the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the  stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry  Mistmas !

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~ by ssbookclub on December 19, 2009.

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