Weekly Chat #18 Chap 13-15 Club Dead 1/17/10 (Book Complete)


Misty (ssbookclub): hey AR

AphioRogue: hi – sorry – wanted to make sure I didt forget this week

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Misty (ssbookclub): I am gald you did not forget

Misty (ssbookclub): Hi Shan

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recordcozy (Alison): Hello everyone!

Alisha_es: Hi there!

Misty (ssbookclub): hello

recordcozy (Alison): I dunno how chatty I’ll be… TV watching (obviously πŸ˜‰ … Pause for TB later ha ha).

AphioRogue: LOL gee same here rc

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balou8900: shhh…I’m not really here *innocent look*

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Jaithefae: Howdy

Beth (lilabitblf): Morning Afternoon and Evening πŸ™‚

balou8900: and a great day to be a Viking I might add πŸ˜€

Jaithefae: if I go quiet I apologise I’ll be looking for vamps in the audience πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): well well well lookie at the manwench

recordcozy (Alison): I think we’re all guilty of that one. Ha ha.

balou8900: I’m not wearing a tutu though

recordcozy (Alison): To jai. Ha ha.

smeykunz: sorry, as soon as I bopped in I was called away….Hey Misty!

Jaithefae: sorry distracted by an irish man now…I will behave I promise

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Carla (crazygem85): hello!

Misty (ssbookclub): ok ready to start?

AphioRogue: nah – none of us were looking at that Iriish man ;_

Misty (ssbookclub): we have 3 chapters too cover

balou8900: shhhh…she’s here so nobody talk about carla now πŸ˜›

Beth (lilabitblf): hey… does everyone have the visitor list on the right side of their screen?

Misty (ssbookclub): yeah B I do

Carla (crazygem85): hush it balou lol!

balou8900: I do! *jumps up and down excitedly*

AphioRogue: omg – yeah just noticed it – man Im oblivoulstonight

Alisha_es: I was going to say something about the visitor list! Has it always been there?

Carla (crazygem85): has that always been there?

Misty (ssbookclub): nope it is new

Alisha_es: cool…..

Beth (lilabitblf): no.. it wasnt there yesterday

balou8900: I’ll be good πŸ˜€

Misty (ssbookclub): yeah n it was yestersay

Misty (ssbookclub): ok so we for announcements

Beth (lilabitblf): ok.. sorry for distracting

Misty (ssbookclub): the newsletter was posted last night so check out the blog for that

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Misty (ssbookclub): that is all I have

Misty (ssbookclub): so we begin that chapter with sookie & eric driving back home

balou8900: no pregnancy, bdays or anything

balou8900: wow…slow week πŸ˜›

Misty (ssbookclub): eric says he had to tell Bill how to clean up the mess he made

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Liz (Mslizs): Hellooooooo

Beth (lilabitblf): yes.. well… it was a big mess..

Jaithefae: Hi Liz

Beth (lilabitblf): hey liz πŸ™‚

Amanda (MCC18): Sorry had to submit my tbhaiku lol

Misty (ssbookclub): and Eric points out that Sook tend to leave when things get tough

Alisha_es: It’s good that someone finally told her that…

Beth (lilabitblf): Which is a good point… but Sookiie came back with a point of her own

Misty (ssbookclub): i agree

AphioRogue: yup –

Misty (ssbookclub): she does tends to bail instead of working itout

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Misty (ssbookclub): so she does say its her 1st relationship

Alisha_es: And saying that she’s never been in a relationship isn’t really an excuse.

balou8900: Ironic of Eric to say that when he and Bill seem to be out of sight each time Sookie is getting bashed like a rock ’em sock ’em robot πŸ˜€

Beth (lilabitblf): she does.. but how much experience does she have with any of her reelationships.. not just dating ones

Misty (ssbookclub): and she is done with vamps *yeahrightCough*

Carla (crazygem85): No it is not Alisha

recordcozy (Alison): Aw, Amanda. Your haiku was good. (Sorry it’s not on topic.)

Misty (ssbookclub): gp point balou

Jaithefae: I agree Alisha its not an excuse, unless you are 15 and have no life experience

Alisha_es: exactly

recordcozy (Alison): She’s basically 15 in the relationship department. I mean, she really isn’t that worldly.

Misty (ssbookclub): that is true RC

AphioRogue: mihgt be her first relationship – but shes not a dimwit

Misty (ssbookclub): i do think it is funny that Eric wants to see if that is her normal relationship behavoir

Beth (lilabitblf): but what experiance does she have with her friendships or famial relationships in dealing with everything..

Alisha_es: With all her focus on being polite… I’m surprised she thinks it’s acceptable to run off everytime she’s angry.

Amanda (MCC18): Thanks Alison πŸ™‚

balou8900: *schwiiiiiiinnng* πŸ™‚

Beth (lilabitblf): hmmm.. gp alisha..

recordcozy (Alison): She just doesn’t think too clearly. She’s got a bit of a temper. That doesn’t mean that her argument isn’t valid.

recordcozy (Alison): I mean, speaking of her experience — especially to a vamp. Eh, I permit some immaturity. Tantrums, etc. Ha ha.

balou8900: I do think that the number of people she has seen killed, brutalized and otherwise used as a testosterone playtoy allows her room for anger

Misty (ssbookclub): so Eric tells her that shi is now spoiled for humans

Carla (crazygem85): I cant believe im going to say this, but I kind of agree with Balou

balou8900: WOOOHOOO…marking my calendar for that one…hehehe

Misty (ssbookclub): I agree too

Misty (ssbookclub): LOL

Beth (lilabitblf): LOL.. it was bound to happen C

Amanda (MCC18): I agree with Balou also. I think she can be given a little leeway lol

balou8900: hehehe

Misty (ssbookclub): so I agree with eric that she is spoiled for humans

Carla (crazygem85): i know it was LOL

Misty (ssbookclub): especially sexually

Beth (lilabitblf): Agree Misty..

balou8900: I think we also re-learn in this chapter that only bad things happen when you ride in a car with a vampire

Pam_Ravenscroft: *clears throat* I agree as well…

Beth (lilabitblf): but she was swearing off all types of men at the moment..

Misty (ssbookclub): and the whole mind reading thing

Carla (crazygem85): It was hard to say wasnt it Pam? I could barely get the words out

balou8900: Humans can only schwinnnng so many times before there is damage πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): yes but she is a randy girl she will need some loving soon

Beth (lilabitblf): Well, sook was emotionally drained by the past what was it.. 72 hrs too.. how much sense was she supposed to make?

Pam_Ravenscroft: Lucky for Vampires balou, we can scwwiinnngg as much as we want. Sunlight permitting, of course.

balou8900: But she is now a legend after surviving the stake and using it

balou8900: I’ll adjust my schwinnnng pattern to nights only, just for you Pam

Misty (ssbookclub): it was a trying few days

Beth (lilabitblf): Anyway… πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): so she starts to recall the days when she read Ann Landers

balou8900: We should stop and get gas, don’tcha think, Beth? πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): with gran & jason

Beth (lilabitblf): fyi.. jai keeps getting frozen out

Beth (lilabitblf): Ann landers doesnt cover this.. but it would be great if she could ask her a question πŸ™‚

balou8900: my visitor list disappeared..am I in chat purgatory?

balou8900: I laughed at her reasoning why Jason’s input into those Ann Landers replies was valuable

Jaithefae: okay I think Im here

Beth (lilabitblf): I dont think so balou

Pam_Ravenscroft: *pokes screen* This chat thingy is not working well for me. *growls*

balou8900: Yeah…thingy definitely has some issues tonight

Misty (ssbookclub): and starts the weight the pros & cons of her relationship with Bill

Beth (lilabitblf): Well Sookie is thinking Ann Landers and does the pros and cons of her realtionship with Bill

Misty (ssbookclub): I laughed at tat to Balou

Misty (ssbookclub): sorry Pam

Misty (ssbookclub): so they stop for gas

Beth (lilabitblf): hehe

balou8900: why was she weighing pros and cons if he is her ex boyfriend…that a woman thing?

Jaithefae: Im glad Im not alone in chat issues Pam

balou8900: Yay…gas station!

Misty (ssbookclub): yes balou women weigh everything

Beth (lilabitblf): well.. when you have time to think.. you think of everything

Misty (ssbookclub): so she goes into the gas station bathroom

Misty (ssbookclub): and when she comes out…

AphioRogue: ack – this is annyoing me tonihgt

Beth (lilabitblf): the robbery…

balou8900: Men have it so much easier…work, food, sex…football game. Wow, I overthought to day

Misty (ssbookclub): so she sneaks around

smeykunz: consider the fact that it’s her first real relationship, you never forget the first guy and it’s all very fresh

Alisha_es: LOL Balou……

Misty (ssbookclub): LOL balou

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Misty (ssbookclub): that is true Shan

Beth (lilabitblf): tru Shan..

Misty (ssbookclub): so then she hears the robbers asking about her

Beth (lilabitblf): but kudos to the clerk for thinking on his feet…

Carla (crazygem85): so true Shan

Alisha_es: Especially since he’s just a kid.

balou8900: at first she thought it was about the other blonde

Misty (ssbookclub): so she sneaks out with some cover from the clerk

balou8900: which impressed me since I figure women all assume others to be talking about them first πŸ˜€

Beth (lilabitblf): but not before she gets frozen in fear..

recordcozy (Alison): That kid was so pissed. It really did something for his character.

Misty (ssbookclub): yeah it was his 4th robbery. He was tired of it

Beth (lilabitblf): yeah the kid was pissed.. didnt he get robbed the week before or something?

balou8900: Was stroke of luck to have cashier who is a armed robbery veteran

Misty (ssbookclub): LOL

Jaithefae: lol balou

AphioRogue: sorry all – was looking at Gerard — …

Misty (ssbookclub): so she gets into his car fids his gun

Beth (lilabitblf): def not something you want to be experienced in

Beth (lilabitblf): but she is also feeling despondant as to where is eric

balou8900: no…but he also didn’t seem to react to Sookie arriving with bite marks and oozing bodily fluids, lol

Misty (ssbookclub): yes she fear Eric may have left her

Misty (ssbookclub): like she left Bill

AphioRogue: yeah – pay back

Beth (lilabitblf): that would freeze anyone.. sense of abandansment

Beth (lilabitblf): i am sorry i cannt type again

Misty (ssbookclub): yes it would

balou8900: we were talking Eric so I didn’t expect both hands on the keyboard, Beth

Misty (ssbookclub): so she pokes a hole in the robbers car

Beth (lilabitblf): but.. she snaps out of it casue she goes in protector mode…

Misty (ssbookclub): and gets a knife

Misty (ssbookclub): and is sneaking up front

Beth (lilabitblf): watch it balou…

Misty (ssbookclub): see the lincoln & that Eric finished pumping gas

balou8900: I was πŸ˜€

Pam_Ravenscroft: Eric would never leave Sookie in that situation…I blame Compton’s actions for Sookie’s lack of trust in “men”.

Misty (ssbookclub): and Eric appears

Beth (lilabitblf): I have to agree Pam.. esp after the recent events..

Misty (ssbookclub): I agree that Eric uld not have left her there. She is getting paranoid

Beth (lilabitblf): and he scared the bejeez out of her

balou8900: He did leave her danglin’ solo in the ladies room awhile though

Misty (ssbookclub): See B I cant typer either

Alisha_es: Yes she is. But she doesn’t dwell on it thankfully.

AphioRogue: I agree too Pam – just stating Sookies state of mine

AphioRogue: and balou no woman wants a man following her into the ladies

Pam_Ravenscroft: For a reason, Balou.

Misty (ssbookclub): so they decide she is going to go save the clerk and she tells Eric that they are there for her

Misty (ssbookclub): and she gets the gun

balou8900: But Pam, it was a little Bill like in the timing thing. That leaves an opening for hot Weres to wanna move in on her

Beth (lilabitblf): I love the gun conversation BTW

Misty (ssbookclub): me too

balou8900: I agree Beth

Pam_Ravenscroft: Sookie STILL hasn’t taught me to shoot a shotgun yet…

AphioRogue: btw MCC18 @crazygem85 It locked me out and I can’t get back in. I rebooted Firefox and everything

Misty (ssbookclub): so they walk in and she shoots the ceiling

AphioRogue: caht is not being friendly for folks tonight

balou8900: target practice at night can be kinda tough, me thinks

Misty (ssbookclub): what it it telling them AR?

Beth (lilabitblf): hmm..

balou8900: Seems okay with my Firefox so far other than the visitor list vanished for a brief while before its triumphant return

Beth (lilabitblf): I am running fine through IE…

Misty (ssbookclub): so she gets their attention &dumbass says ” the vampire got loose Sonny”

AphioRogue: im using firefox – but its slow

Beth (lilabitblf): it is good to have a Vampire backing you up…

AphioRogue: love that line

Jaithefae: okay its updating again thats good

Misty (ssbookclub): so Eric glamours them & finds out the who & why they are looking for them

balou8900: and leaves 40 for the gas

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balou8900: but no money for the bullet holes in the acoustic tiles…tsk..tsk..tsk

Beth (lilabitblf): yes he did glamour them.. and heard something he didnt like

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Misty (ssbookclub): I love that

Misty (ssbookclub): We are looking for a blonde, nice tits

Misty (ssbookclub): SMACK!!!

balou8900: lol

Misty (ssbookclub): Eric that is my future lover, be more respectful

balou8900: we guys often ask other guys that

Beth (lilabitblf): that he attacked them and said.. “That is my future lover you are talking about”?

recordcozy (Alison): That was YAY Eric!

Misty (ssbookclub): I love him

AphioRogue: yup- doesnt like that kinda talk about sookie

balou8900: and sing Have You Seen Her at the end of those words

Alisha_es: That was a great part! I loved it.

Beth (lilabitblf): huge YAY

recordcozy (Alison): Everything he does pretty much is, but that’s okay. This was YAY.

Jaithefae: that was great

Jaithefae: I LOL’ed reading it

Beth (lilabitblf): and I love how they cover the hounds of hell.. just a bike gang

Misty (ssbookclub): so they get back on the road after convincing the gang that they were not there

Misty (ssbookclub): and the clerk already knows they were never there

balou8900: apart from the extra draft coming through the ceiling where the tiles once were πŸ™‚

recordcozy (Alison): Announcing the TB category!

Beth (lilabitblf): i love taht clek.. i would send him a gift if i could

Misty (ssbookclub): true blood on the golden globe

AphioRogue: true blue…BOOOO!!!!!!!

Misty (ssbookclub): WTF MAD MEN HELL NOOOOOOO

Alisha_es: 😦

recordcozy (Alison): Mad Men. Ugh.

Jaithefae: NO

AphioRogue: sooory – not booing true blod 😦 booing mad men

Jaithefae: So not impressed

balou8900: Season Three they start cleaning up at all the award shows

smeykunz: well, i love madmen…great show and TB stil rocks

Misty (ssbookclub): OK back to book

smeykunz: TB has years ahead of them

Beth (lilabitblf): good words balou

Misty (ssbookclub): ok so they get on the road

Beth (lilabitblf): Eric is not happy…

Misty (ssbookclub): and Sookie realized that Eric is upset at her planning to save him

Alisha_es: Silly Eric.

Beth (lilabitblf): I get it.. but i dont…

Misty (ssbookclub): HE IS VAMPIRE!!!

AphioRogue: cause hes 1000 years old and its a matter of pride

Misty (ssbookclub): she is a mere mortal

Alisha_es: He is MALE VAMPIRE

Beth (lilabitblf): and again 1000 years old.. equality betweent he sexes is still new

Pam_Ravenscroft: No Vampire wants to be “saved” by a human. It is not ideal.

Misty (ssbookclub): so then he decides to ask about her driveway

balou8900: ty beth πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): and she flips out

Beth (lilabitblf): which … again i understand… emotional few days.. and its a safe topic to yell about

AphioRogue: that reaction i ddidt get

balou8900: I’d still save ya, Pam. I’d put on a superhero outfit if it makes it more acceptable πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): I think it goes with her pros & cons of Bill

Beth (lilabitblf): why not AR?

balou8900: This chapter is very telling of Sookie maturing. She is finally starting to see men and vampires like other women do: an ATM πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): he never giver her help but he load the BF up with money

Pam_Ravenscroft: Bill never really took care of Sookie either…financially.

Beth (lilabitblf): it is also apart of her moral compass…

Misty (ssbookclub): LOL balou

Pam_Ravenscroft: *rolls eyes at Balou*

Beth (lilabitblf): tsk Balou.. she was not thinking of him as an ATM

balou8900: hehehe

Misty (ssbookclub): but un the same breath she says she would not take the money

Beth (lilabitblf): But Pam… she didnt want Bill to take care of her.. she wanted him to share her life with her

Misty (ssbookclub): so again she confuses me in what she wants

AphioRogue: cause hes just asking her questions and she goes nuts

balou8900: and take care of her while sharing it… *shakes head*

Beth (lilabitblf): well.. she has had a rough 72 hours let alont what happend earlier that night.. i think she was entitled to go a little nuts

Beth (lilabitblf): *alone

Alisha_es: Yeah. I was okay with her reaction. It seemed pretty natural.

Pam_Ravenscroft: Sookie confuses me as well Misty

Misty (ssbookclub): so she gets out of the car

Beth (lilabitblf): and knows.. ppl are in her house..

recordcozy (Alison): I think it was pretty normal as well, Alisha.

Misty (ssbookclub): know that someone is in her house

Beth (lilabitblf): and she does something dumb…

Misty (ssbookclub): and goes straight into her house Damn she is dumb sometimes

Misty (ssbookclub): I mean seriously

Alisha_es: Is can be very dumb when she’s angry.

Beth (lilabitblf): i agree this is a dumb dumb move on her part but with all the mental distractions she has had…

Misty (ssbookclub): you have a freaking vampire next to you and you charge into the house

Jaithefae: Very dumb…she just needs to run upstairs in her nightie to complete the dumb factor lol

Misty (ssbookclub): dumb ever move EVER

Jaithefae: brb faeling is awake

Misty (ssbookclub): lol jai

Beth (lilabitblf): hehe.. nice jai

balou8900: it’s like when the voices say get out…we dumb white folk just stay and stuff

AphioRogue: I know – when o was re reading it IM like WTF – why the hell do you go – oh Ill just go right in

balou8900: *plays his banjo*

Misty (ssbookclub): so she immediately gets jumped

Beth (lilabitblf): and Eric gets shot…

Alisha_es: twice!

Misty (ssbookclub): and she gets beat up

Misty (ssbookclub): again

balou8900: true he does…but once again…the Bill complex plays out of Sookie being solo in the boxing ring

Misty (ssbookclub): I was waiting for her to ear clap them

Beth (lilabitblf): i think they were to fast for the ear clap

AphioRogue: she gets hurt alot in this book

recordcozy (Alison): Ha ha. Me too Misty.

Misty (ssbookclub): but instead she knocks them off balance

Beth (lilabitblf): she should have gone for the groin

Misty (ssbookclub): and them Bill & Eric come in

balou8900: *crosses legs* hey now!

Misty (ssbookclub): and kick some ass

AphioRogue: 2 vampires

Beth (lilabitblf): Sook gets first hand look at what an angry Vamp can do…

balou8900: Sookie scares me enough…despite great tits…she was staked and didn’t die. Oops, did I type that out loud?

Misty (ssbookclub): lol

Beth (lilabitblf): lol

Alisha_es: *shakes head at balou*

balou8900: πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): so she finally breaks down and cries

Misty (ssbookclub): and Bill asks why they are after her

Beth (lilabitblf): cries?

Beth (lilabitblf): woops missed that.. she is cataloging her inguries

Misty (ssbookclub): yeah she is in a lot of pain

Beth (lilabitblf): injuries*

balou8900: As one who has been repeatedly beaten upon in the spots she was previously beaten upon should be

Misty (ssbookclub): so Eric explains why they are after her

Misty (ssbookclub): and the plot to bury the body

Misty (ssbookclub): and how cute is was

Beth (lilabitblf): hehe

Beth (lilabitblf): but her reaction to how many ppl were killed in her house just then.. priceless

Misty (ssbookclub): and Bll says that he was the 1st one on his hit list

Beth (lilabitblf): i would agree on that one

Beth (lilabitblf): Jerry did take part of the torture sessions

Misty (ssbookclub): and then Bill says “My Sookie buried a body”

balou8900: Then he goes all gay and does her hair LOL!

Alisha_es: I actually thought that was a cute line….. even though Sookie didn’t.

Beth (lilabitblf): hehe.. possesive pronouns πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): yeah I liked Erics pronoun comment

balou8900: sorry…I really gotta stop my fingers from typing what my brain said πŸ™‚

Beth (lilabitblf): the whole sequence is cfunny…

Jaithefae: dlkh;assa

Jaithefae: sorry faeling is being helpful

Beth (lilabitblf): but Sooks reaction…

balou8900: lol

Misty (ssbookclub): and Bill comes back with She is mine

balou8900: I was getting my decoder ring outta Cap’n Crunch to read that too

Beth (lilabitblf): wondering if her hands work and discovers they both do

Misty (ssbookclub): with a one fingered gestue

Misty (ssbookclub): gesture

Jaithefae: lol balou

Beth (lilabitblf): priceless

recordcozy (Alison): I am so not here tonight. Sorry.

Alisha_es: which made me laugh

Misty (ssbookclub): she shows them the she is her own person

AphioRogue: love that

balou8900: lol I loved her gesture

Beth (lilabitblf): she needs to be… they were talking around her and not to her

Misty (ssbookclub): so Bill asks how they found her

Jaithefae: I would react the same as her

Misty (ssbookclub): and Eric expalins that she used her real name

Misty (ssbookclub): and I was proud of Eric for pointing out that Bill was faithful to her in that regard

Beth (lilabitblf): yeah..

Misty (ssbookclub): and Bill says it was the least he could do

balou8900: yeah, he wanted to hit it again…I mean, I mean…that was good of him

Misty (ssbookclub): since he was a cheating bastard in other ways

Jaithefae: the very least he could do really

AphioRogue: yup

Beth (lilabitblf): he was.. and remorse is good for the soul.. but doesnt get you what you want

recordcozy (Alison): I agree with balou here, sorry to say. Later, that’s almost all Bill ever talks about.

balou8900: I’da done the same thing *proud look*

Beth (lilabitblf): balou.. i think we missed you…

Misty (ssbookclub): so she asks how he got home

balou8900: be honest..y’all wouldn’t agree if I hadn’t missed a few chats hehehe

Misty (ssbookclub): and he espains the deal he made with russ

Misty (ssbookclub): she asks is Eric is ok

Misty (ssbookclub): then passes out

Beth (lilabitblf): she needed too..

recordcozy (Alison): She does a lot of that.

Beth (lilabitblf): well.. she passes out when she was hurt or blood loss

balou8900: doesn’t that deal with russ seem weird like it really wasn’t a big enough deal for death and destruction. Although it led to death and destruction.

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Jaithefae: it had been a while coming really after what she had been thru

Beth (lilabitblf): I still find it ironic Russel was more concerned about Lorena

Misty (ssbookclub): i want to know how Bill explained his escape to Russell

Misty (ssbookclub): how did he not mention sook?

Beth (lilabitblf): thought would be a great out take to read…

Beth (lilabitblf): replace thought with “that”

Alisha_es: I don’t think that torture is that big of deal for vampires. It’s kindof comon, I think.

Misty (ssbookclub): I agree

Misty (ssbookclub): did he blame it on Lorena? B/c that would not make sense

Alisha_es: He was pissed that Lorena let Bill escape. But not actually that Bill escaped.

Misty (ssbookclub): why would L bring in him to release him?

Beth (lilabitblf): we coudl speculate…

Misty (ssbookclub): I wonder why CH just kinda glossed over that

Beth (lilabitblf): or it could be Lorena got sloppy

balou8900: This could be a Pam learning moment too. I mean, Russel’s reaction to Lorena being gone. Next thing ya know, Pam, you could be helping Eric’s woman in and out of a bath tub. hehehe

Beth (lilabitblf): well with Sook mentally moving on.. it was not a major point for her.. she wasnt planning on seeing any of the MS vamps again

Misty (ssbookclub): who knows seems like a quick plot hole cover up to me

Misty (ssbookclub): so sook wakes to sunshine

Beth (lilabitblf): and hurts like hell

Misty (ssbookclub): and the vampire cleaning crew has been through

Beth (lilabitblf): thankfully.. i would hate having to explain the body parts

Misty (ssbookclub): and she starts to feel her feelings about killing Lorena

Misty (ssbookclub): LOL B

Misty (ssbookclub): she is conflicted b/c she knows there was a second of so there bitch when she staked her

balou8900: can tell it was men cleaning…they missed a blood drop on the furniture

Beth (lilabitblf): i know .. its tough killing someone..

Beth (lilabitblf): not that i know

Misty (ssbookclub): you got that right Balou

AphioRogue: cause lorna wasnt really supposed to be there in MS?

balou8900: *shivers and makes mental note not to make beth mad after reading that first line* πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): I think she just feels guilt at killing someone

Beth (lilabitblf): truly.. i am a passive person

Misty (ssbookclub): LOL Balou

Beth (lilabitblf): i agree misty.. but she is fine when 8 Weres were killed the night before infront of her…

balou8900: yes dear…can I fluff that pillow for ya?

Misty (ssbookclub): I think mostly she feels bad b/c she felt good for a second

Beth (lilabitblf): it was kill or be killed

Misty (ssbookclub): but she did not kill them herself or feel a moment of HA

balou8900: she was out cold when they were killed

Misty (ssbookclub): I think it is the moment of HA take that bitch that is getting to her

Beth (lilabitblf): true

Jaithefae: yeah u don’t want to feel good when you kill the woman thats f*ed up your life

Misty (ssbookclub): so then Jason comes over

balou8900: Remind me to never get any of you ladies to the “Ha take that bitch” point

Beth (lilabitblf): this was a shining jason moment

Beth (lilabitblf): .. he was not an ass

Misty (ssbookclub): and I have to say he certainly does not ask a lot if questions about her state

balou8900: yes it was, the least buttheaded he’s been in awhile. He must’ve got laid the night before

Misty (ssbookclub): he does threaten to sharpen a broom stick

Beth (lilabitblf): but he did get protective and wanted to avenge her

Misty (ssbookclub): but I would think he would deman d to know who did that to her

Beth (lilabitblf): Sook.. brushed it assigned.. and jason isnt totally used to looking out for her

Alisha_es: I think he knows better then to ask

Beth (lilabitblf): ok.. he isnt used to asking after or taking care of her at all

balou8900: he asked more about her driveway than her fight, lol

Misty (ssbookclub): that is tre balou

Beth (lilabitblf): well yeah.. he understands the driveway

Beth (lilabitblf): he is a simple mind

Misty (ssbookclub): he is a smart as the driveway

Misty (ssbookclub): so she is quite shocked at the driveway

Misty (ssbookclub): and jason asks if Bill paid for it

Beth (lilabitblf): yes.. she was… and it was all paid for πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): she wishes it was Bil

Beth (lilabitblf): that is what gripes me there.. and if goes back to all prior conversations

Misty (ssbookclub): but alas it was our dear sweet Eric

Alisha_es: Would she have accepted it from Bill?

Jaithefae: I thought the driveway thing was sweet and I’d like to put my hand up to have him take care of my driveway too

Misty (ssbookclub): It is hard to return a driveway

Misty (ssbookclub): lol jai

Alisha_es: But she would have been angry if Bill had been the one, I think.

Jaithefae: Yeah and you can’t give a driveway away to goodwill either

Misty (ssbookclub): she is not sleeping with Eric so I guess t doesnt make her his whore

Beth (lilabitblf): agree with you all

Alisha_es: true misty

Misty (ssbookclub): I am sure she would of been pissed

Beth (lilabitblf): but the driveway improves quality of life.. not materialistic indulgence

Misty (ssbookclub): she probably would of thought Bill was trying to buy her forgiveness

Jaithefae: exactly Misty, you aren’t a kept woman if he isn’t “yours”

Misty (ssbookclub): it is true it goes back to her weirdness about Bills gifts

Beth (lilabitblf): yea

balou8900: I’d never thought about giving a driveway repair away for sexual favors. I’ll at that to my “to do me” list

Misty (ssbookclub): so she decides to go back to sleep after jason asks her to get him a better job

balou8900: add even

recordcozy (Alison): Bill’s gifts are a bit weird though.

Misty (ssbookclub): LMAO Balou

Alisha_es: We’ll never understand it, I think. She can be all over the place about gifts.

recordcozy (Alison): He doesn’t think.

Beth (lilabitblf): jason.. always looking out for number one

Misty (ssbookclub): jason is an ass

Jaithefae: lol Balou

Misty (ssbookclub): then she tells jason he is a good brother

Beth (lilabitblf): agree..

Misty (ssbookclub): which proves she took a blow to the head

balou8900: Yeah, Jason is…I mean what guy notices a rug missing. *shakes head*

Beth (lilabitblf): nahh.. she just wanted him to leave

Beth (lilabitblf): if she said otherwise.. he would have stayed and argued

Misty (ssbookclub): so then later Alcide comes over

Beth (lilabitblf): and brings her stuff back..

Misty (ssbookclub): and she tells him what happened

Beth (lilabitblf): he took it well..

Misty (ssbookclub): and he wonders if they are going to come after him

balou8900: here comes some poorly timed erection moments

Misty (ssbookclub): yeah he did take it well

Misty (ssbookclub): lol balou

Misty (ssbookclub): and Alcide tells her that Debbie wants him to kill her

Beth (lilabitblf): to true… though..

Misty (ssbookclub): I wonder then why he thinks she doesnt have the sand to kill the were

Alisha_es: Honestly, what normal person *asks* to have someone killed.

Misty (ssbookclub): especially is she is still with owl boy

balou8900: what normal person tells the person she wants killed that she wanted him to kill her….

Beth (lilabitblf): because we are back to how can a female protect a male thought pattern?

Beth (lilabitblf): and thank you alisha

Misty (ssbookclub): did anyone notice that there is an owl on the book cover?

Jaithefae: Personally I wouldnt tell someone to kill someone for me I’d do it myself

Alisha_es: i did!

Jaithefae: not that I’d do it of course LOL πŸ˜‰

Beth (lilabitblf): i didnt πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): i just noticed that today

AphioRogue: cause debbie is nuckin futs …. == not on mine there isnt ;(

Misty (ssbookclub): it is on the house

AphioRogue: I have SF book club 3 in one edtion

balou8900: but she has a great rack

Beth (lilabitblf): me to jai.. this is something i wouldnt want known

Alisha_es: lol

Misty (ssbookclub): yeah Debbie is a crazy bith

Misty (ssbookclub): bitch

Beth (lilabitblf): true

Beth (lilabitblf): please tell me i am still here

balou8900: no

recordcozy (Alison): I have that too AR!

Misty (ssbookclub): so then sookie says sometimes the bitch wins

balou8900: we saw you go

AphioRogue: beth your still here

Misty (ssbookclub): then they speculete on who killed jerry

Misty (ssbookclub): and again he does not think debbie had anything o do with it

Misty (ssbookclub): but it would not of surprised me on bit it Debbie was behing it

AphioRogue: cause hes not a very bringht bunny

Misty (ssbookclub): lol Bunny

Beth (lilabitblf): snorts… bunny

Misty (ssbookclub): so then he gives her a kiss good bye

Misty (ssbookclub): and she likes it

Beth (lilabitblf): wait.. not all of her likes it

Beth (lilabitblf): just her head and womb… everywhere else hurts

Beth (lilabitblf): again.. bad timing for both of them

Misty (ssbookclub): then he tries to make a move

AphioRogue: yup

Misty (ssbookclub): and finds out she is bruised all over

Misty (ssbookclub): not just her face

Misty (ssbookclub): so they exchange numbers

Misty (ssbookclub): and he leaves

Beth (lilabitblf): snickers.. he has a black book

Misty (ssbookclub): figures

Beth (lilabitblf): and she takes a much needed NAP!

Misty (ssbookclub): then Arlene drops by

Misty (ssbookclub): and makes her some soup

Beth (lilabitblf): Arlene does make her dinner πŸ™‚

AphioRogue: Arlene has good timing

balou8900: dinner in a can…mmmm

Misty (ssbookclub): I was glad she kept her damn mouth shut

balou8900: Arlene goes all out on THAT one

Beth (lilabitblf): and she didnt say anything as much as Arlene surly wanted to

Misty (ssbookclub): for once

AphioRogue: hell it was dinner – brought her burgers outta a bag once

Beth (lilabitblf): such a big heart

Misty (ssbookclub): then she leaves

AphioRogue: *Sigh* shes a screwed up lady

balou8900: I’d take her out…candlelight dinner and share a happy meal

Misty (ssbookclub): and Pammy comes over

Beth (lilabitblf): yay!

balou8900: and Pam becomes even more adorable than she already was in this next sequence

Misty (ssbookclub): and is not happy about being a lady’s maid

AphioRogue: like this scene

Misty (ssbookclub): SHE iS VAMPIRE!!

Beth (lilabitblf): i know… but its the thought.. wait it wasnt her idea

Alisha_es: Poor Pam. but at least Sookie doesn’t ask her to do anything

Misty (ssbookclub): I love this scene

balou8900: me too! hehehe

Misty (ssbookclub): yes Sookie did not asks her for anything

Beth (lilabitblf): me too πŸ™‚

Beth (lilabitblf): its such fodder for teasing

Pam_Ravenscroft: *perks up* Did I hear my name?

Beth (lilabitblf): Pam wanting to know how it was to be staked

balou8900: lol

Misty (ssbookclub): and Pam asks her to teach her to shoot a gun

Misty (ssbookclub): and we now know Sookie never did

balou8900: and becomes her clothes swap buddy

Beth (lilabitblf): Sook needs to work on her schedule..

Pam_Ravenscroft: I would still love to take Sookie shopping some day…

Misty (ssbookclub): Pam is impressed wth the staking

balou8900: And I would drive ya both to the stores

Beth (lilabitblf): how many people actually survive stakings?

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Misty (ssbookclub): that is true B

Alisha_es: not many, I’m sure

Misty (ssbookclub): so then Bubba comes over

Misty (ssbookclub): and apologizes for missing Sook last night

Beth (lilabitblf): gotta love Bubba πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): and it clicks that he has been watching her every night

balou8900: Bubba rocks

Beth (lilabitblf): he is in a red jumpsuit…

Misty (ssbookclub): and now we find out what happened to dear old Jerry

Misty (ssbookclub): good ole Bubba

Beth (lilabitblf): I love how CH describes it.. Sook thinking if this was a cartoon a lightbulb would be on over her head

Misty (ssbookclub): he took care of Miss Sookie

Beth (lilabitblf): that he did

Misty (ssbookclub): so he says Jerry sneaking into Alcide’s so he killed him

Misty (ssbookclub): but did not have time to hide the body

Beth (lilabitblf): its simple yet affective..

Jaithefae: I just loved Bubba in this scene

Beth (lilabitblf): he figured Mr Eric would know what to do..

Misty (ssbookclub): and Sook tells him Eric will be so happy

Misty (ssbookclub): and Bubba is happy

recordcozy (Alison): I love Bubba in general. He’s always good for ‘aw!’

balou8900: See…now Sookie and Bubba should hook up. At least Bubba is there before she ends up spanked like a BDSM babe

Misty (ssbookclub): then Eric & Bill show up

AphioRogue: sorry – got swayed by the tv – needed to catch up… O love Bubba so much – think this is the book/ season he will be most missed from

Misty (ssbookclub): i agree AR

Misty (ssbookclub): so Bill braids her hair

Misty (ssbookclub): Eric is “taking notes”

Misty (ssbookclub): Pam sneers

balou8900: *manly version of pam-like eye roll*

Beth (lilabitblf): which does help relax her…

Alisha_es: LOL

balou8900: yes, and Bill felt so much better too.

Misty (ssbookclub): Sook explains what Bubba did

Beth (lilabitblf): dont worry our Pam gets her jabs in πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): which Pam thinks is hilarious

Jaithefae: Id forgotten there would be no bubba *sad face*

Beth (lilabitblf): πŸ™‚ a note would have been nice.. but not Bubbas style

Misty (ssbookclub): so then Sook says that Alcide was there today

Beth (lilabitblf): and that gets Bill and Erics attention

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Misty (ssbookclub): yes it does

Beth (lilabitblf): its like sook is hurt and all suitors apear

Misty (ssbookclub): true

Beth (lilabitblf): and Pam goes into teasing mode!

Misty (ssbookclub): so then Pam tells Bill that the Queen is looking for him

recordcozy (Alison): That does tend to happen, Beth. Good call.

Misty (ssbookclub): and Eric blows up at Bill

balou8900: Gotta love Pam’s spunk

recordcozy (Alison): The manly men must save the female!

balou8900: and only Bubba seems to do that so far, lol

Beth (lilabitblf): yes.. and Sook has enough of it all πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): Eric was pissed!

Misty (ssbookclub): so Sook get them out side

Beth (lilabitblf): by recinding the invitation to her house πŸ™‚

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balou8900: yeah, that is hilarious

Beth (lilabitblf): she recinds Bills first.. which made Eric think she chosse him

balou8900: Can just see it

Misty (ssbookclub): I thought that was a funny but risky move

Beth (lilabitblf): *choose

Alisha_es: It is better then her running off! lol

Misty (ssbookclub): hen she realizes the computer program is in the house

Alisha_es: We don’t really see it, but I’m sure Eric is pissed off.

Beth (lilabitblf): then recinds Erics invite…

Misty (ssbookclub): and no one, not even the Queen can get it

Beth (lilabitblf): which makes her the most powerfull of all them at that moment *cackling*

Misty (ssbookclub): I am sure they were both pissed

Misty (ssbookclub): Bill needs to braid her hair!!!

balou8900: lol

balou8900: Not yet, they’re outside arguing with each other over her and not realizing the computer stuff

Beth (lilabitblf): LOL

Misty (ssbookclub): and the book ends with her having a good laugh

balou8900: Bill can buy a hair salon next to his girlie clothing store

Beth (lilabitblf): she needed it..

Beth (lilabitblf): Balou.. he already did

Misty (ssbookclub): and so ends Club Dead

Misty (ssbookclub): best parts?

balou8900: lol…I forgot that

Alisha_es: good book…

Misty (ssbookclub): eric smacking the guy for his future lover & Pam

Beth (lilabitblf): best par tis sookie is still living after all

recordcozy (Alison): Of the chapter or the book?

Beth (lilabitblf): agree Misty

balou8900: loved the good old fashioned butt whooping potential of the inept gas station robbers and especially loved Pam’s character expanding at close

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Beth (lilabitblf): i think i melted at that line

Misty (ssbookclub): chapter

recordcozy (Alison): The Future Lover bit. Cheesy, but okay when Eric does it.

Beth (lilabitblf): I like Sook asserting her self by giving a double 1 finger salute

Alisha_es: I liked the future lover line

Misty (ssbookclub): worst part?

balou8900: Alcide being gentleman enough to not act on his poorly timed erection…where others have asked if they can proceed πŸ˜›

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Jaithefae: Agree with Alisha…the future lover line is a memorable bit

Misty (ssbookclub): sookie getting beat again

Beth (lilabitblf): sook getting beat again..

balou8900: yeah…and by a whole gang of ’em at once

Alisha_es: yeah, sookie getting beat up

Beth (lilabitblf): another for the best part.. is the driveway.. it showed that Eric did listen to her

recordcozy (Alison): Bill braiding Sookie’s hair. So over it.

balou8900: and that Jason knows quality driveway work when he sees it πŸ™‚

Beth (lilabitblf): snickers.. RC.. he knew he was trying to involke other memories with it

Misty (ssbookclub): what about for the book? best & worst

AphioRogue: LOL

AphioRogue: Leif πŸ˜‰

balou8900: ding dong Lorena’s dead

Alisha_es: Yeah. The death of Lorena was very good.

Misty (ssbookclub): best for me is the blood swap scene in the mansion & worst is her getiing her heart broken

Beth (lilabitblf): the worst for me was the betrayal and trunk scene

Misty (ssbookclub): oh yeah trunk scene

Jaithefae: The birthmark bit with debbie at the club. Just loved that scene

Beth (lilabitblf): i cant pick a best as this is not my favorite book

AphioRogue: worst is def the trunk scene – am not looking forward to :seeing: that

balou8900: true…back seat of a car woodies are okay…but the trunk…notsomuch

recordcozy (Alison): LEIF yes.

recordcozy (Alison): Worst is trunk, I agree.

Misty (ssbookclub): I doubt we will se that

Beth (lilabitblf): ok agree best is the blood swap..

Alisha_es: I’m not so sure. Could go either way

recordcozy (Alison): They better leave that scene in. Pivotal Bill moment.

Beth (lilabitblf): I know Mistyl.. but we will see… how else to initiate the split

Misty (ssbookclub): I bet they dont

Misty (ssbookclub): the split will be him with lorena

recordcozy (Alison): I will be so pissed.

Beth (lilabitblf): i am on the fence

AphioRogue: love the scenes with Alcides sister — and any scene with Eric πŸ˜‰

Beth (lilabitblf): on if they do… or dont

Alisha_es: Well, it doesn’t look like Bill is going to leave Sookie for Lorena… So it has to be over something else.

Beth (lilabitblf): I think if they are going to be a show about pushing boundries.. they leave it

Alisha_es: but who knows

Beth (lilabitblf): hurry up June

Misty (ssbookclub): plus Eric will be sleeping with someone else

Jaithefae: It will be hard to do that scene but you are right it is pivitol

Misty (ssbookclub): I bet sookie sleeps with alcide too

recordcozy (Alison): Not in a relationship way, so that’s not too threatening.

recordcozy (Alison): I mean, that was hinted at in the books too.

Beth (lilabitblf): i dont think she sleeps with Alcide

recordcozy (Alison): I meant Eric.

recordcozy (Alison): He he.

Misty (ssbookclub): HBO loves the sex.

Beth (lilabitblf): but Eric sleeping with someone else is more believable

Misty (ssbookclub): true

recordcozy (Alison): Like when Sookie calls and he’s all, Yes…. I was having… dinner.

recordcozy (Alison): Not surprising.

Beth (lilabitblf): right

Misty (ssbookclub): lol

Alisha_es: LOL. loved that line RC

Jaithefae: I have to go Faeling is being a terror *sigh*

Misty (ssbookclub): ok kids next week chapters 1-2

Beth (lilabitblf): of BOOK $

Jaithefae: See y’all on twitter πŸ™‚

Misty (ssbookclub): thanks for coming & read the newsletter

Beth (lilabitblf): BOOK 4

Jaithefae: makes mental not to read chaps 1 and 2 like a good little school girl

balou8900: Time for me to head for revolving door too…thanks everyone. Book 4, here we come…

Beth (lilabitblf): night everyone…

Alisha_es: Bye guys!

Jaithefae: sweet sleep y’all

recordcozy (Alison): Night!


Β **** Special Thanks to Rebecca (@aphiorogue) for her help in saving this weeks chat*****



~ by B on January 17, 2010.

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